It?s the ten sponsor commandments - memorize it

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  • Rick Latona
    The Best Ideas Start Here
    • Dec 2002
    • 6037

    #51
    Originally posted by FabianC
    It?s the ten sponsor commandments - memorize it!

    "one two three four five six seven eight nine"

    Uhh, it?s the ten sponsor commandments
    What, uhh, uhh
    Newbies can?t tell me nothin bout this traffic, uh-huh
    Can?t tell me nothin bout these signups, these emails
    To my hustlin ni**az
    Ni**az on different coasts I ain?t forget you ni**az
    My triple zero ni**az, word up

    "one two three four five six seven eight nine"
    "ten"

    I been in this game for years, it made me an animal
    There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
    A step by step booklet for you to get
    Your program on track, not your sig pushed back
    Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
    How much, signups you push, cause you know
    The cheddar breed jealousy ?specially
    If that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
    Number two: never let em know your next move
    Don?t you know CECash moves in silence or violence
    Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
    I done pushed mad signups at these cats for they presidents n trips
    Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
    Your boys?ll set that ass up, properly gassed up
    Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
    they'll be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
    Number four: know you heard this before
    Never get off, on your own content
    Number five: never film no smut where you rest at
    I don?t care if they want a date, tell em late
    Number six: that God damn credit, forget it
    You think a sales rep payin you back, shit forget it
    Seven: this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely seperated
    Money and blood don?t mix like two dicks and no bitch
    Find yourself in serious shit
    Number eight: never get caught slippin in Fubar's eyes
    You'll wake up hating yourself, umm like those two guys
    Number nine shoulda been number one to me
    If you ain?t showing clicks stay the fuck from gfy (uh-huh)
    If ni**az think you shaving ain?t tryin listen
    They be sittin in their momma's kitchen, waitin to start pissin
    Number ten: a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you ain?t got the bankroll say hell no
    Cause I'm gon want my money rain sleet hail snow

    Follow these rules you?ll have mad bread to break up
    If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
    Your girl fucked my man jay up, heard in three weeks
    She sniffed a whole half of cake up
    Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
    Gotta go gotta go, more sites to bake up, word up, uhh

    Porn kings, P Dizzle
    Uhh

    "one two three four five six seven eight nine"
    "ten"

    Inspired by Biggie, R.I.P.
    Since it is a new page, I thought I'd remind everyone what the thread was about.
    Regards,

    Rick Latona
    http://latonas.com

    Latona's - We Sell Money Making Web Properties
    Note to buyers of websites and traffic: please check our inventory at http://latonas.com/websites-for-sale. If you would like to make an offer on something, just let me know.

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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692

      #52
      Record it on the beat now !
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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      • Jason
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 4287

        #53
        LOL

        Becky why do you keep avoiding the fact that you were fired from SexPromote / SlickCash for stealing money?

        Do you mind explaining your actions here?

        I have no interest in your personal life.

        But it serves more of a warning to anyone that would put you on a payroll and trust you with thier $$$!!
        I stay busy.

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #54
          Originally posted by FabianC
          It?s the ten sponsor commandments - memorize it!
          I found that if you sing it to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" it is a lot easier to memorize.

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          • Weppel
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2003
            • 2190

            #55
            Damn, that was the most hard-readable text i've seen in months!

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #56
              Originally posted by FabianC


              haha .. I'm too blunted already .. why you think I came up with this? LOL

              Play this track while reading the 10 Commandments!!

              oh shit man, I do not know what I was expecting, but that sure wasn't it. I literally cracked up at this line "Number four: know you heard this before, Never get off, on your own content"

              Great job, have another hit. I know I will.

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #57
                Originally posted by GrimShawn
                Nice one! I'm going to start calling you Notorious F A B!

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                • TDF
                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 27296

                  #58
                  listen to this while you read the lyrics www.sonicstreams.com



                  www.sonicstreams.com
                  Sig heil

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                  • pornkitten
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 1412

                    #59
                    eminem is that you causin trouble?
                    too lazy to find advertising for this sig space

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                    • Becky
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 127

                      #60
                      Originally posted by PornDollar
                      LOL

                      Becky why do you keep avoiding the fact that you were fired from SexPromote / SlickCash for stealing money?

                      Do you mind explaining your actions here?

                      I have no interest in your personal life.

                      But it serves more of a warning to anyone that would put you on a payroll and trust you with thier $$$!!

                      Ohh dear, you really wont stop will you??
                      Even after I pointed out that your spelling is terrible..you keep it up!!

                      If you read over my posts..I am not avoiding anything, I guess your reading skills are about as good as your spelling, I feel bad for you Jason.

                      Can I explain my actions?? There is nothing to explain Jason. A company sent a cheque in MY name..which I was told to take care of. Said company told me to go ahead and try to cash the cheque, which didnt clear the bank account. Said company then sent me the money via Paypal, and FORGOT to tell their accountant NOT to send another cheque. When the cheque arrived at my work, it was cashed by our accountant..and therefore we would owe THREE HUNDRED THIRTY DOLLARS to that company. I didnt steal from anyone Jason, and I have even talked to the 'said company' OWNER that was involved..and there is no hard feelings so WHY THE FUCK are you keeping this up??I was FIRED for no reason at this time..so, OMG..perhaps things got a little bit fucked up because the person who was handling pretty much everything for them was no longer there! It's pretty easy to forget things, dont you think?? You do it yourself, you seem to forget that we were friends, and had a good business relationship. Then for no reason you turn on me because of hear say. I really hope for your sake that you never have any rumours going around about you, because Karma will get you back Jason..and you will find that you will be going through it minus a few people whom you thought were your friends.
                      Becky Parmiter
                      ICQ#288820563

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                      • bigdog
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 6964

                        #61
                        where is the popcorn

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                        • feN
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 2547

                          #62
                          before the drama starts lemme just say i like the lyrics

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                          • FabianC
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 1616

                            #63

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                            • The Truth Hurts
                              Trump 2044
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 15856

                              #64
                              it's a timeless classic.....

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                              • FabianC
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 1616

                                #65
                                Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                it's a timeless classic.....
                                Indeed ... the good ol' days

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                                • MikeB
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 2012

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by FabianC
                                  Indeed ... the good ol' days

                                  yeap. The good ol days.

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                                  • FabianC
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 1616

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by MikeB
                                    yeap. The good ol days.

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                                    • pornguy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 62910

                                      #68
                                      I got lost in that fast.
                                      PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

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                                      • tranza
                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 57559

                                        #69
                                        I'll read it later....
                                        I'm just a newbie.

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