<rant> Why can't some women just "get it"??? FUCK@#!j;kjb

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  • newbreed
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 9898

    #1

    <rant> Why can't some women just "get it"??? FUCK@#!j;kjb

    Yes, I do need that hard drive to sit on the couch, don't worry about why.
    Yes, the network cable running across the floor is important, stop unplugging it to vacuum.
    No, the tape on the light switch was not to hold the switch up, it's to keep power live to the top outlet in the receptacles around the room (that half my shit is plugged into).

    I am about to cut someone...



    </rant>

    And yes, I realize this can apply to Men as well, today just happens to center around the opposite gender.

    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
  • practiceTITOISM
    Confirmed User
    • May 2005
    • 441

    #2
    Most women don't understand us guys and our electronics

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    • chadglni
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 6924

      #3
      Your pimp hand is weak.


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      • newbreed
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 9898

        #4
        Originally posted by practiceTITOISM
        Most women don't understand us guys and our electronics
        I bet if I cut that fucking vacuum cord she'd learn about my shit real quick.


        Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
        I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
        fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5
          Sounds like a pretty sloppy setup. Maybe you should take the hint and clean it up.

          BTW, I thought I saw you for about 5 seconds in PHX, but never again. Were you there?

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          • newbreed
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 9898

            #6
            Originally posted by chadglni
            Your pimp hand is weak.
            Yeah, it's taking some time to re-develop...

            Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
            I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
            fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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            • G-Rotica
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2005
              • 4258

              #7
              My woman is worse. She cleans up MY desk.

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              • newbreed
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 9898

                #8
                Originally posted by baddog
                Sounds like a pretty sloppy setup. Maybe you should take the hint and clean it up.

                BTW, I thought I saw you for about 5 seconds in PHX, but never again. Were you there?
                It's not sloppy at all. I move HDD's around all the time in a couple of enclosures. I just happen to have left one sitting here for a couple days. The network cable is due to me temporarily having to move one of the computers into another corner, and I am too lazy to go buy another wireless PC card. The light switch thing, well that's just how they wire shit here in Ohio. I can't tell you how many times at the last 2 places I lived that we accidentally hit those switches at night when turning off the lights... This time I just decided to tape the damn thing in the "on" position to avoid any mishaps...lol

                And no, I did not end up going to PHX., had something come up that was far more important I had to attend to. I really did want to go, but this other thing was far more centered around my daily operations and could not wait the weekend to be taken care of.

                Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  Originally posted by G-Rotica
                  My woman is worse. She cleans up MY desk.

                  My maids know to stay away from my desk

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                  • xclusive
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 35218

                    #10
                    Originally posted by G-Rotica
                    My woman is worse. She cleans up MY desk.
                    See now that's just wrong, Nobody should ever touch your desk.

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                    • BlingDaddy
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 6343

                      #11
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                      • Elli
                        Reach for those stars!
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991

                        #12
                        hehe yeah I have the light switch problem here, too. There are TWO light switches that control the outlets my computers are plugged into, so I had to put labels on them. My boyfriend just taped the switches at his place into the right position and wrote NO!! on the tape.
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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BlingDaddy
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                          • Scootermuze
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 4513

                            #14
                            Originally posted by practiceTITOISM
                            Most women don't understand us guys and our electronics
                            Oh it's not just electronics..

                            There's the never ending battle with why they can't leave the damned toilet seat up...

                            and a garage that's for your stuff, when they have this silly notion that you're supposed to park a car in it...

                            The list goes on and on.............................

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                            • madawgz
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 30509

                              #15
                              Originally posted by chadglni
                              Your pimp hand is weak.
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                              • d_train
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 1527

                                #16
                                women and machine dont just mix
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