10. Porn Stars are Rich. If you grew up in a town where having tread on your spare tire made you wealthy, porn is incredibly lucrative. If you think it?s unfair to get paid $2,000 for a movie named after you which makes $500,000 in its first year of release you might not be ?porn star? material. The average studio contract is about $75K a year and if you?re lucky you?ll hold it for five. During that time you?ll eat as carefully, and train as hard, as a professional athlete, you won?t be able to start a family, and you?ll exclude yourself permanently from a range of other career options in return for the take-home pay of a McDonalds night-manager. Porn?s like professional sport, the rich people are the (content) owners. Unlike professional sport there is no minimum wage, hardly any licensing and no players association. Want to be a rich adult performer? Build a website.
I would love to see the porn movie that grossed $500,000 in it's entire lifetime.
"4. Reality Porn. You go for a drive with a few friends. Seeing a cute girl on the street you stop to offer her a ride. She sees four guys in a van, one of whom has a video camera, and gets in. You ask to see her tits and she says no, so you offer her a hundred bucks to fuck you and your buddy. She thinks about it, realizes shehahaha8217;s always wanted to be a prostitute, asks for two hundred, and jumps on your dick. Youhahaha8217;re not wearing a rubber and shehahaha8217;s a total stranger but neither of you are worried because, like, what are the odds? You stop the van and persuade her to get out. Then hahaha8216;for a jokehahaha8217; you drive off without paying her and sell the video on the internet. She obviously doesnhahaha8217;t tell anyone because you manage to do this three times a week in the same neighborhood without any difficulty for then next five years. If that seems real too you - man you have to see this bridgehahaha8230;"
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