Originally Posted by Holly

Holy goddamn fuck. I know you're old as fucking Methuselah, but can you not come up with something better than this??? It's like listening to my grandfather. If you want to hit on a chick, don't ask her HOW HER HEALTH IS. Are you retarded?

And no one wants to hear about your old ass, geriatric surgeries. Especially a girl. I realize she's not going to fuck you anyway, but at least act like you remember what it was like to have a dick and a pair of balls. What could be more pathetic than reading some old fucker trying to troll pussy on the internet by talking about his scar tissue and unhealthy weight loss.