Originally Posted by Ripshit

this isnt some girl!this is the girl that ended my ten year marriage!
she did this out of confusion!we fucked next to a dumpster last fall and fell in love!
my wife is now seeing a heroin addict that cant even speak on the phone!
this other girl dumped me and her BF at the time and has now moved on to fuck up other peoples lives!
I tried to move on but found myself drunk driving for three hours to go pay her a visit!
after 78 beers and a fifth of wiskey I ended up blowing my tnanny out going 120 down the interstate and finally showed up at her work where they called the cops!
I drove home shitfaced got pulled over and passed the sobriety test!
you tell me its been seven god damn months now where am I?