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  • dabomb
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 190

    #1

    What do you tell people you do?

    When somebody that would look down on the adult industry asks you what you do for work, what do you tell them? I mean, if you are doing the sign-up thing, it's sort of like "marketing", right? I tell people I work in online marketing.
  • smack
    Push Porn Like Weight.
    • Mar 2002
    • 10652

    #2
    i sale cheap good boobies.
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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    • Hooligan
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2001
      • 1472

      #3
      i make porno galleries

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      • chadglni
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 6924

        #4
        Bitch at morons like you on a message board.


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        • BlingDaddy
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 6343

          #5
          Originally posted by smack
          i sale cheap good boobies.
          Me too. I just say... "Do you REAALLLLY want to know?" Then I give em links.
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          • pornguy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Mar 2003
            • 62910

            #6
            I tell them. I am not ashamed of what I do.

            I work for 7-11.

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            • sweetcuties
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 5859

              #7
              I've always hated that question and it comes up quite a bit... web marketing seems to work

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              • sfera
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2005
                • 8597

                #8
                multi media marketing

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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377

                  #9
                  online marketing or "domains"
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                  • SilentKnight
                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 24812

                    #10
                    Depends what 'people' - and what mood I'm in at that particular moment. My answers run the gamut from generic 'photographer' ... to 'adult-slash-fetish photographer'.

                    There's a time and a place for each answer.

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                    • dabomb
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 190

                      #11
                      It's easy to bullshit with people that are internet clueless but if they are internet savvy and want to see your "work"? lol THat's where I don't know what to say.....haha

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                      • bangman
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 5283

                        #12
                        Don't use "online marketing" heh

                        A month or so ago, my old car broke down in the middle of an intersection. Called the cops to help me out, which they did. The one cop was giving me a ride home so I could get a tow truck out. On the way home somehow the subject of occupation came up, and he asked what I did for a living.
                        I said "Online Marketing" - he immediatly said "So, you push porn?"
                        "Heh yeah" "So you're the fucker sending me all those popups and all!"
                        Good stuff.
                        - David Hall
                        ICQ: 312744199

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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528

                          #13
                          Originally posted by smack
                          i sale cheap good boobies.

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Internet marketing

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                            • dabomb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 190

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bangman
                              Don't use "online marketing" heh

                              A month or so ago, my old car broke down in the middle of an intersection. Called the cops to help me out, which they did. The one cop was giving me a ride home so I could get a tow truck out. On the way home somehow the subject of occupation came up, and he asked what I did for a living.
                              I said "Online Marketing" - he immediatly said "So, you push porn?"
                              "Heh yeah" "So you're the fucker sending me all those popups and all!"
                              Good stuff.
                              HAHAHAHAHA did he really say that? I guess it was a toss up between porn, prescription drugs and "get out of debt quick" stuff.... So you admitted to it?? That's pretty classic....

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                              • LittleSassy
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2005
                                • 7402

                                #16
                                hehehe....when i was like new to the adult biz, i neve told anyone that we do porn stuff...but now, whenever someone ask me if what do i do, i told them that i make porn,...you should see their reaction

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                                • dabomb
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 190

                                  #17
                                  Sassy, what if it's a relative or family friend? No matter how liberal your family is there are bound to be at least some grandparents, uncles, aunts, etc, that are judgemental......

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                                  • HorseShit
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 17513

                                    #18
                                    I had a guy ask me that not to long ago

                                    I paused for a second and said adult industry

                                    then he asked 39849384 questions and wanted me to teach him how to do it because like most people he thinks its so easy

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                                    • CyberHustler
                                      Masterbaiter
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 28781

                                      #19
                                      I'm a SIG WHORE!
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                                      • MandyBlake
                                        The one and only!
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 17761

                                        #20
                                        i do webdesign and internet marketing.
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                                        If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921

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                                        • u-Bob
                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 33063

                                          #21
                                          I do "something on the internet"

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                                          • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                            I guarantee it
                                            • May 2005
                                            • 18314

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            Internet marketing
                                            I say that also.

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                                            • suicidemessiah
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 620

                                              #23
                                              hardcore design industry hehehe lol
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                                              • Nismo
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 4977

                                                #24
                                                I tell family members "Web design" and I tell all my friends the truth.
                                                i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                                                • s9ann0
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 4873

                                                  #25
                                                  "I put porn on the internet" they love it

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                                                  • gecko
                                                    ******
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 21846

                                                    #26
                                                    Contract web designer
                                                    [email protected]

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                                                    • Fah King
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 676

                                                      #27
                                                      I pretend to be a Nigerian Prince. Always sparks interest
                                                      "I use SplitInfinity Web Hosting and VOIP services" and its Great!

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                                                      • Sinstar
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 1206

                                                        #28
                                                        I am a suicide hotline operator. Oh, and I take pics of half-naked chicks. It's a great motivator for the depressed. ;)

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                                                        • Vitasoy
                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 58202

                                                          #29
                                                          Internet marketing or along those lines


                                                          [email protected]

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                                                          • EvgenyProduction
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 58

                                                            #30
                                                            I tell : I make photgraphy of internet.
                                                            If you want some send your leter of request to [email protected]!
                                                            I make what you want!
                                                            I make you rich! Good Photography!
                                                            evgenyproduction @ mail . ru

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                                                            • tristan_D
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 7865

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                              Internet marketing or along those lines
                                                              apparently they stop asking question when I say this to them
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                                                              • Morgan
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • May 2002
                                                                • 10520

                                                                #32
                                                                "internet stuff"
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                                                                • tony299
                                                                  lurker
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 57021

                                                                  #33
                                                                  multimedia ,video production, anything for a buck inc. Makes them laugh and the subject changes.

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                                                                  • reed_4
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                    • 9640

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I don't really talk too much to people who look down on the adult industry.

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                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133978

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by reed_4
                                                                      I don't really talk too much to people who look down on the adult industry.
                                                                      You probably never there was an industry until Gene told you to post here

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                                                                      • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 6269

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I told them, I work at internet. I promote sites, talking to different people and doing business online... This is what I said...

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                                                                        • maxxx_fucktor
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 1498

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'm proud to be in the porn industry.

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                                                                          • potter
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 6559

                                                                            #38
                                                                            fleshlight tester..

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                                                                            • d_train
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                              • 1527

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I tell them I'm into on-line promotions
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                                                                              • nico-t
                                                                                emperor of my world
                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 29901

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by bangman
                                                                                Don't use "online marketing" heh

                                                                                A month or so ago, my old car broke down in the middle of an intersection. Called the cops to help me out, which they did. The one cop was giving me a ride home so I could get a tow truck out. On the way home somehow the subject of occupation came up, and he asked what I did for a living.
                                                                                I said "Online Marketing" - he immediatly said "So, you push porn?"
                                                                                "Heh yeah" "So you're the fucker sending me all those popups and all!"
                                                                                Good stuff.
                                                                                hahaha nice story... i always use the term online marketing in situations i dont wanna bring up porn...

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                                                                                • ilbb
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                  • 3025

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  "internet marketing" is always my answer

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                                                                                  • hzoltan
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                    • 2007

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    multimedia marketing also.
                                                                                    then they always say: "Hmm..." and we can change the subject
                                                                                    Gabriel - [email protected] - ICQ 636275551

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                                                                                    • bigdog
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 6964

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I work for CTU with Jack Bauer

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                                                                                      • Fetish Gimp
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                                        • 1699

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I sell crack to pre-schoolers bitch.
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                                                                                        • hova
                                                                                          Traffillionaire
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 22430

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          depends on who's asking
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                                                                                          • dabomb
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                                            • 190

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I've decided to start saying that I run on online business. Let's see how that one goes....

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