Sponsors: New program to be launched soon. The Platinum Pimp Credit Card (sneek peak)

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  • gentmaster
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2005
    • 432

    #1

    Sponsors: New program to be launched soon. The Platinum Pimp Credit Card (sneek peak)

    This platinum credit card will be made available to pre-qualified surfers, and offers a free subscription to sponsored paysites, along with up to 5% discounts and rebates for most products or services advertised with the card.

    Custom credit cards are offered by bank card issuers against users who have expressed an enthusiasm towards specific lifestyle or product preferences (i.e., American Airlines Advantage Card, The GM Card, etc.)

    Given todays porn-purposed, high HHI-audience what better audience deserves the special features and benefits made available through usage of the Platinum Pimp Credit Card?

    More to come soon!
  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #2
    Is this only for Pimps?

    And if so, do you mean the REAL kind or the wanna be Pimp / white boy / webmaster / geek / dumbass kind?

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      it'll never work

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      • xclusive
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Apr 2004
        • 35218

        #4
        don't sound like that great of an idea

        I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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        • gentmaster
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2005
          • 432

          #5
          Originally posted by Manowar
          it'll never work
          Sure it will. Sponsors (at different levels of participation) are entitled to receive commisions on interest paid and additional revenue from secondary and tertiary promotions and advertising. It's going to be a unique, marketing channel for sponsors eager to generate greater awareness (and sales) of their web sites.

          More to follow later for sponsors only.

          "it'll never work" <--- This is what they said to Ford decades ago.

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          • Manowar
            jellyfish  
            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            Originally posted by gentmaster
            "it'll never work" <--- This is what they said to Ford decades ago.
            It's also what they said to thousands of other companies who have failed.


            people have tried this idea before, pre-paid cards and the like. it never works.

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7
              not trying to hate on ya dude, all the more power to you if you do it

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              • gentmaster
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jun 2005
                • 432

                #8
                Originally posted by Manowar
                not trying to hate on ya dude, all the more power to you if you do it
                Thanks, nothing personal at all.

                Seriously, we really are going to be going all-out when we launch and will host a Platinum Pimp Palooza show at our next adult gathering with special mentions on-stage during specific musical live-sex performances from Ron Jeremy, Peter North and the fabulous Jenna.

                One highlight is going to be a live midget fucking on stage and the person at the mic say will say? "Welcome to the Platinum Pimp Pallooza ? the only place where business, music and intense fucking and sucking gather to make you a better porn webmaster. All exclusive!" It's going to hot

                ARE YOU EXCITED YET FOLKS! Evolve, create. A new frontier in Porn is about to emerge! Stay tuned, more to come soon.

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                • gentmaster
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 432

                  #9
                  april foolin'

                  so there it goes, 151 posts....! I will now punch my chest and disappear from this crowd. onward to greatness folks!

                  ZOOOOOOOOOooooooommmmmmm>>>>>---------------------- - - -

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