I almost got killed doing an "April Fools" on the wifey....

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  • L0rdJuni0r
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2004
    • 5883
    #1

    I almost got killed doing an "April Fools" on the wifey....

    Ok, so i took my wife to my dinner table and sat her down and said i had something very important to tell her.I told her that a couple days ago, her best friend had came over looking for her but she was at work and one thing led to another and i got a blowjob from her. You should've seen the fire in her eyes as she started shivering with rage..... so i had to say "APRIL FOOLS!!!" before i got my neck sliced in half.... she took the joke better than i thought she wood. she didnt laugh but she said she's glad it a jole or else i would've been dead by now. It was pretty funny to me though...lol
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    • RayBonga
      too cool for highschool
      • Nov 2005
      • 12164
      #2
      You should have added that a blowjob doesn't count as cheating anyway.

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        • L0rdJuni0r
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2004
          • 5883
          #3
          Originally posted by RayBonga
          You should have added that a blowjob doesn't count as cheating anyway.

          Yea, i should of said that i didnt really cheat because she did to me, i didnt do to her...lol
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            • Manowar
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              • Dec 2003
              • 71528
              #4

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                • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                  I guarantee it
                  • May 2005
                  • 18314
                  #5
                  Originally posted by RayBonga
                  You should have added that a blowjob doesn't count as cheating anyway.
                  yeah that would have been funny.

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                    • Rebecca Love
                      Skinemax BQueen
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 2145
                      #6
                      You really are lucky you didnt get killed! Glad the wifey took it well.


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                        • xclusive
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 35218
                          #7
                          lol that's a good one

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                            • bringer
                              i have man boobies
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 13082
                              #8
                              try pulling that same joke in july
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                                • L0rdJuni0r
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 5883
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bringer
                                  try pulling that same joke in july



                                  fuck no... I'd get shot. My wife is a country girl from Georgia so she knows how to handle a gun and both her mom and dad have concealed weapon licenses....
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                                    • mikesinner
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                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 5646
                                      #10
                                      You got lucky. She could have skewed with a steak knife. Very dangerous if you ask me

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                                        • Rebecca Love
                                          Skinemax BQueen
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 2145
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by bringer
                                          try pulling that same joke in july


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                                            • L0rdJuni0r
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 5883
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by mikesinner
                                              You got lucky. She could have skewed with a steak knife. Very dangerous if you ask me


                                              thats why i told her it was a joke after i saw her eye start twiching... she's very pretty but also pretty scary when she's pissed
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                                                • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 9492
                                                  #13
                                                  next year tell her you fucked her mum & sister.

                                                  see if she still has a sense of humour then.

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                                                    • u-Bob
                                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 33063
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by L0rdJuni0r
                                                      Yea, i should of said that i didnt really cheat because she did to me, i didnt do to her...lol

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