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  • Yucky Smurf
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2006
    • 165

    #1

    How to get ranked in search engines and get traffic

    Im going to tell you exactly what to do on getting your site ranked.

    1. DO NOT PAY ANYONE A SINGLE PENNY.

    2. THE KEYWORD META TAG is RELEVANT! NO MATTER WHAT THESE ASSHOLES TELL YOU.

    SEARCH ENGINE RANKING 101

    lets just say i have a website called bigtits.com

    a. when coding the site, i will incorporate keywords into the title of the site.
    example: title page will include the words: bigtits - big tits - large breasts - etc etc etc.

    b. use meta tags! no matter what these thieves on this board tell you, the keyword meta tag is relevant.

    c. Site description tag: incorporate the same keywords or phrases into the description tag. " big tits , bla bla bla

    d. text on the index page: the very first word of text on the index page shoul dbe your keyword " big tits"...bla bla bla..

    e: Hidden text : use it. all this talk of search engines banning sites is bullshit. unless someone sits their and fires off a letter to a search engine, they wont bann your shit.

    your rank depends on how many times your keywords are used in the title, description, keywords, and the text within pages.

    f. like some other dude wrote on a different post, download and use ibp .

    make sure your page is fully optimized .

    g. surf the net for some chatroom spam tools ( yahoo, aim ). get familiar with them and how they work.

    h. go to google., type in the full url of your website. if its indexed in google, it will show up, if not, it will tell you it cant find the url.

    i. submit your url to google manually ( surf SUBMIT TO GOOGLE )

    j. repeat step H, I, for yahoo, msn

    k. download a working traffic booster. ( traffic boosting software is a tool that pretends to be multiple surfers visiting your site. it uses different proxies ( i.p address) to keep hitting your site automatically while the program is running.

    99.9 % OF PEOPLE WHO "BUY TRAFFIC" are just throwing away their money to some guy or girl who just starts this type of program up and points it to your web address. Then they go and spend the money that you foolishly paid them )

    L. set up and run your chatroom spam toolz.
    PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU THAT SPAMMING CHATROOMS IS A WASTE OF TIME, HERES A TIP FOR YOU.

    I used to rite chatroom spaming toolz specifically for yahoo, and my program is still being used till this day from the time i finished writing it . ever heard of friend finder . com? They owe their ENTIRE success to programmers like me who wrote yahoo spam progz.

    spam the chats, and run the fake traffic hitter for about a week straight.

    Google, yahoo, msn ( aol is google ) will crawl your url, it will see your site getting hits from all over the world, and rank it.

    once indexed and ranked, get other domain extentions other than .com.

    do the same u did for the first domain to the others, but make sure all sites link to each other.

    once they all get crawled, and are ranked, take a break and check out your stats from the real genuine hits, then go back and adjust your sites.


    you can take it a step further.

    download cloaking software.

    create cloaked websites, DO NOT LET THE CLOAKED PAGES LEAD BACK TO YOUR DOMAIN DIRECTLY. let the cloacked pages have a link, that leads back to your site ( use free websites/ web hosts for this )

    people will tell you cloaking pages will get our site banned. BULLSHIT.
    till this day i see pages that i cloaked 7 years ago still ranked in google, yahoo, msn, yahoo, excite, etc etc.




    The majority of these people here on gfy will constantly steer u away from ways to rank / make cash on the net. Their sole purpose is to find idiots who will do the work of driving traffic to their sites ( which is you as an affiliate )

    Why are you so easily willing to make a commitment of throwing endless hours of advertising their shit when u could advertise YOUR OWN shit and make your own cash?

    content? GO SHOOT YOUR OWN, ITS FUCKIN SIMPLE. you dont have to be a hollywood director or producer. go take ur wifes handycam, hire a few chicks, payem some cash , fuck and shoot them, make em sign a release form and sell it.

    dont be fooled into thinking only well known females make you money. ALL PORN MAKES MONEY.

    on yahoo: steve_green01 @ yahoo .com
    Waiting to get banned

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  • spider_x
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2005
    • 481

    #2
    Ok now take it a step further and back up your claims, brotha. Post some links to these :
    "fake traffic hitters" & "chatroom spam toolsz". Surprise us. Surprise us with custom open source scripts, no fakeass pyramido 59-bucks-a-software-packago
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    • Yucky Smurf
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2006
      • 165

      #3
      unlike the cons that litter this board and search out newbies, im not here to fuckin sell you anything.

      provide links?

      your 1 lazy mother fucker.

      all it takes is 5 minutes of googling

      go fuck yourself, i told u how to do it, go fuckin learn




      Originally posted by spider_x
      Ok now take it a step further and back up your claims, brotha. Post some links to these :
      "fake traffic hitters" & "chatroom spam toolsz". Surprise us. Surprise us with custom open source scripts, no fakeass pyramido 59-bucks-a-software-packago
      Waiting to get banned

      icq 222-675-966

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      • spider_x
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2005
        • 481

        #4
        5 minutes of googling returns fuckall so stuff it up your ass along with your bullshit claims have fun shooting new content of your million dollar asshole.
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        • Yucky Smurf
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 165

          #5
          Originally posted by spider_x
          5 minutes of googling returns fuckall so stuff it up your ass along with your bullshit claims have fun shooting new content of your million dollar asshole.

          dude, dont be angry.

          go put in the the work


          google yahoo toolz, progz......neo-2-remember.tk search for spammers

          google ibp
          google phantom cloaker

          google boost traffic rank


          is that so fuckin hard?

          how did u know i have a 1 million dollar asshole

          Waiting to get banned

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          • MarkMan
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2005
            • 1370

            #6
            Yucky,

            used to do all that.. but now I thought things changed.. i guess they didn't
            lol

            Thanks for the tips

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            • VividAB
              Registered User
              • Feb 2006
              • 17

              #7
              he he nice nice nice
              Man knows what he is talking about

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              • Yucky Smurf
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 165

                #8
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                • travs
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1631

                  #9
                  Yucky and I love to drink milk when clubbin'.

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                  • sfera
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 8597

                    #10
                    spam toolz lol

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                    • octane
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 32

                      #11
                      how exactly does google see the hits you're getting from a traffic booster?

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                      • Yucky Smurf
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 165

                        #12
                        U laugh at spam toolz?
                        keep laughing. shows you know jack shit.
                        Shush and go back to your corner

                        ill say it again, Friendfinder, Inc .....OWES ITS ENTIRE SUCCESS TO SPAMING YAHOO CHATROOMS.

                        the fake traffic booster isnt for google, its for alexa, which in turn boosts you in google,yahoo,aol,msn,excite,bla bla bla bla bla .
                        Waiting to get banned

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                        • dissipate
                          The Dirty Frenchman
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 8904

                          #13
                          Where else could i find this kind of entertainment at 3am?

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                          • Yucky Smurf
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 165

                            #14
                            in your sisters ass!


                            Originally posted by dissipate
                            Where else could i find this kind of entertainment at 3am?
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                            • neof
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 14

                              #15
                              Good list of white hat and black hat tricks.

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