- Coffee has replaced my blood.
- I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life.
- My mom loves me.
- I'm a switch clicker.
- I have nightmares with the ICQ Uh-Oh alert in them.
- Where can I find bestiality pics?
-
- Coffee has replaced my blood.
- I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life.
- My mom loves me.
- I'm a switch clicker.
- I have nightmares with the ICQ Uh-Oh alert in them.
- Where can I find bestiality pics?
-
mmm, that coffee thing might be true for me
------------------
Paulus...
Megageil.tv
NaughtyCelebs.co.ukseks.ai for sale - ping meComment
-
-
Removed 2 ribs so he could suck his own dick.Comment
-
what am i doing on this board
i have my own live feed
my neighbor is my paysite
mirror mirror on the wall gfy is the greatest of them all
I am not a racist you are a racist
what is a unique?
wanna trade traffic i have 100 hits a day
grandma says that porn is ok
looking for midget traffic
i am looking for pussy and my mom is not home
if they are old enough to crawl they are in the right position
just registered gofuckyourself.com
has not gone to sleep for three days
sleeping away what he cant drink away
I want to conquer the world
I want to give all the idiots a brand new religion
what is the difference between softcore and hardcore
spent life savings on website
HELP! My screen will not stop moving
I am getting 0 signups a day
Is it my design or is it my traffic
please keep both hands on the keyboard
Is never going to make a living off of this website
I am never going to understand this
()()here are some more ... hope you like
Comment
-
I wanna thankyew fallettinme be micelf again ...
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
------------------
I used to hate computers until one went down on meI used to hate computers until one went down on meComment
-
1)The Voices Told Me To Do It
2)You Can't Prove I Typed That
3)Follow The Yellow Brick Road
4)If I Knew Girls Like That R/L
LiquidThumbs TGP
Post Or Trade Traffic TodayComment
-
-I have calluses on my palms-
-trust me I'm a pornographer-
-My Mac has Crabs-
-I need another f-ing email virus!-
-Masturbation is GOOD!-
-I just bought jesus a lap dance-
-Send me some traffic BEEEYOTCH!-
-My crabs have crabs-
-Instant Millionaire just add PORN-
-I WANT MY GODDAMNED SHIRT!-
-Internet Pornographers scare me-
-I want my money back!-
-Ask me about negative cash flow-
-Is this thing on?-
-Future Porn King-
I'm sure I could come up with more, and I don't really want a hat, just building up to get my DAMNED shirt
PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE!
<A HREF="http://www.cashtour.com" TARGET=_blank>
Start Making SERIOUS CASH off two of the HOTTEST toon sites on the web.
ONLY AT CASHTOUR Make 71% PLUS Recurring!</A>
Screwedtoons
CartoonOrgyComment
-
Porn overlord
Serial masturbator
This is the newbie section right?
3l33t haxor
The IRS is my biggest friend
The IRS owns me
Taxes? you have to pay taxes?
Its not like i cheated on you, i just cheated you.
My right hand is my best friend
Netscape kicks ass
AOL rules
No really, i do have a life
Comment
-
-I am my biggest charity-
-Pornography saved my life!-
-sell porn for beer money-
-sell porn for strip club money-
(This one is true!)
-Closer to that DAMNED t-shirt!-<A HREF="http://www.cashtour.com" TARGET=_blank>
Start Making SERIOUS CASH off two of the HOTTEST toon sites on the web.
ONLY AT CASHTOUR Make 71% PLUS Recurring!</A>
Screwedtoons
CartoonOrgyComment
-
<font face=Verdana size=3>I love to make my friends freak out by telling them that I have a p0rnsite!
<font size=2>
...and they always ask: where do you get the pictures from?
<font "
[This message has been edited by Lane (edited 07-29-2001).]
Comment
-
shit that was too long
Comment
-
Comment
-
here are some shorter ones:
<font size=4>
- I check your ctc stats!
- I click on my own AP links daily.
- I love checking "Show Signature".
- I love talking ads.
- Full Length (98min) Jenna Movie: jenna.mpeg.exe (only 60kb!!)
- GFY Woman is puking up there!
- My dick can reach my asshole. Should I try to...?
<font size=2>
[This message has been edited by Lane (edited 07-29-2001).]Comment
-
Don't try this at home
GFY = good for you
user is on line
type in traffic got me here
I've fallen no need to get up
waz uppp
I'm a pimpwar Legend
Legend in my own mind
what the hell is cgi
[This message has been edited by hottshot (edited 07-29-2001).]Love Dollars helps pay my bar tab
Promote the highest converting sites in the industry with PussyCashComment
-
Where can I find Jesus?
You're all going to hell
I cheated 12clicks
How do I get traffic to a new TGP?
Labret is a millionaire
How many hits will The Hun send me?
Does anyone seen this sponsor?
Go Fuck Yourself
I think I saw a porno once
How do you spell webamster?
I need a spanish zip code!
------------------
The Webmaster's Folder
Comment
-
-I use terra.es
-I use penis pills
or
-I enlarged my penis by 5 inches
-I don't steal content I just borrow it
-Founder of idealab
-Ash*****'s informant
[This message has been edited by julian (edited 07-29-2001).]Visit http://www.elitecities.com for free hosting
Comment
-
Press Alt-F4 to Win!
Stunner Media Programs: StandAhead | IndieBucks | BoyCrushCash | Phoenixxx | EmoProfits | BritishBucks | HunkMoney | LatinoBucks
Make $$$ with Gay! Lowest Minimum Payouts in the Business, Perfect Track Record, Amazing SitesComment
-
-Are you AW Certified?
-I'm AW Certified!
[This message has been edited by Xero (edited 07-29-2001).]----------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ithumbz.com" TARGET=_blank>
</A>Comment
-
CLICK HERE for lensman Nude!
a 12click's favorite :
I'm foreign. Now where do I Cheat?
Stunner Media Programs: StandAhead | IndieBucks | BoyCrushCash | Phoenixxx | EmoProfits | BritishBucks | HunkMoney | LatinoBucks
Make $$$ with Gay! Lowest Minimum Payouts in the Business, Perfect Track Record, Amazing SitesComment
-
I created Internet
Stunner Media Programs: StandAhead | IndieBucks | BoyCrushCash | Phoenixxx | EmoProfits | BritishBucks | HunkMoney | LatinoBucks
Make $$$ with Gay! Lowest Minimum Payouts in the Business, Perfect Track Record, Amazing SitesComment
-
Work! Whats that ?
Hey I'm still after that shirt.Comment
-
1. I only use terra.es
2. I can't connect to terra.es!
3. Am I boneprone approved?Comment
-
1. I only use terra.es
2. I can't connect to terra.es!
3. Am I boneprone approved?Comment
-
1.) Yes, I'm a Porn SmugglerComment
-
-I lost my terra.es password!
-Just graduated from AWS
-I link my thumbs one by one
-My consoles don't pop!
-I masturbate to my own content
Comment
-
will u play with my clit? PLEASEComment
-
How aboutOriginally posted by sammyfox:
will u play with my clit? PLEASE
" The Hun blacklisted me"
" I link my thumbs to sponsors"
lol
Comment
-
I got 3 letters for you - GFY!!!
GFY with a boneprone(TM) crab-infested dildo!
Come see me at DrunkSlut.com!
Please show me how to get traffic, make web pages, and make millions!
Watersports Fan
Thinks "Anal Ingus" is Martina's sister.
Lensman, thanks for the kick-ass Adult.com hat!
SellHealth - Sell Herbal Sex Enhancers, HGH Releasers and more!
Skype: brucemorreyComment
-
What about "Powered by Porn"?Comment
-
What about "Powered by Porn"?Comment
-
i use a force feedback vibrator
i shoot my load and content at the same time
i use paid hosting on terra.es
i get to take photos of Jenna
Comment
-
what about the title
"I wanna win a Adult.Com hat"
------------------
Life's a bitch=========================
www.pink-post.comComment
-
Hey Lensman, you should take everyone that went over 30 characters, and give them a "I can't follow instructions" title.
------------------
<A HREF="http://usexfan.com/ebonypink/index.html" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is:
</A>
BoneProne Family Member
SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details
For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.
aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Comment
-
Porno saved me from drugs.Once again do I wear my golden pilot shades and the gold chains.Comment
-
porn = my drug
does boneprone like me?
the people here are evil
i average 2 clicks a day!
i need a second mortgage...
NO LOGOComment
-
-
BEAT ME BASH ME BITE MY BUM
PULL MY NIPPLES TILL I SHOUT!
FUCK ME SUCK ME LICK ME OUT...
I'LL WHIP YOU STRIP YOU TILL U CUM!
I want a hat... I shaved my head balled just so I can wear your hat Lensman
Rgds
VegasdudeDid you fucking talk to me??!
Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"Comment
-
I'll even send you a pic of my balled head if I get the hat
Did you fucking talk to me??!
Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"Comment
-
I joined this fucking board for a fuckin hat but damn you are some crazy, sick, funny motherfuckers. My two bytes,..
-Pull my finger.
-You bent my wookie.
-Yeah, she bang all day.
-There's like worms and stuff in my computer.
-What does usr/bin/perl mean?
-bbw/gfe/cbt/xxx/bdsm/usr/bin/local/perl
-Does anyone have Perl's number? Is she in-call only?
-Got Porn?
-Is a ynot master like a super Ninja?
-Wow reading these back, they're really lame,
i'm unworthy,...What's a diorama?Comment
-
humor overloadComment
-
Damn, I'm shutting this off so I can print this out and pick some winners.Comment
-
WINNERS.
18 winners so far. We need two more. Many disqualified because they were too long! One ADULT.COM hat per webmaster.
jimmy-3-way: I flunked out of the AWS.
Jamdin: Human race was built with sex
Gemini: I'm only in it for the money
Tam: Fuck the surfer, I did!!
HQ: I only cheated once
Songrider: Sleep? What kind a pussy are you?
Juge: Hosted on Geocities
Throw me a fricking bone here
Redshoe: I use an epilady on my pubes
I hotlink all my content
GFY is my brain on drugs
Andy: Got hacked by myself
Scoobs: What's a niche?
drumsicle: Bill Gates keeps stealing my ideas
ezekiel: I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life
lagwagon: My neighbor is my paysite
pensfan: Ask me about negative cash flow
Lane: I love talking ads
hottshot: Don't try this at home
magnatique: Press Alt-F4 to Win!
vegasdude: PULL MY NIPPLES TILL I SHOUT!
[This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 08-02-2001).]Comment
-
- Who's Jenna Jameson?
- I typ with my penis
*damn I'm bored, need inspirationnn*
------------------
Life's a bitch=========================
www.pink-post.comComment
-
huh
lot of titles to be seen there
BTW
who should I contact to about the hat ?
heheSubmit Your Movie Galleries Trade Movie Traffic: 43559081Comment
-
Originally posted by Andy:
huh
lot of titles to be seen there
BTW
who should I contact to about the hat ?
hehe
Probably JT.
SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details
For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.
aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Comment
-
I love porn.
Porn is my life.
List my gallery, Please!
Will pose nude for traffic.
Anyone convert lately?
Jesus, its 6:30 in the morning I can't think of anything else.
Burtman
------------------
Thumbspot TGP
ISPrime Web Hosting for $2.50 a Gig!Comment
-
The old man just tossed this one out.
I get Naked to Post!
Too bad he's not a member. Thats a good one. lol<center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>Comment
-
Hey Lensman...
Where do we send our details for the hat?... I am pretty excited... Thanks heaps
Comment
-
i converted myself
pornstar wannabe
newbie helper
i am on the wrong board
i write your checks
i would spam here if i could
converts targeted freeloaders
gang bang queen
fuck im bored
wasnt CJ in baywatch?
watching england lose to oz in the cricket has taken away my will to live.Comment
Comment