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  • Amp
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 1661

    #1

    It's been years since I was on the open market, so who are the king shit designers...

    these days?


    enlighten.
  • The Truth Hurts
    Zph7YXfjMhg
    • Nov 2002
    • 15763

    #2
    alienq invented king shit designers.

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    • Amp
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2001
      • 1661

      #3
      Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
      alienq invented king shit designers.
      lol


      seriously though, you'll always be a king shit in my book brah..... we got a sort of unspoken brotherhood thing going.... and without getting too gay here, just wanna say, I've always looked up to you.

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      • Jace
        FBOP Class Of 2013
        • Jan 2004
        • 35562

        #4
        i think our designer is pretty fucking great www.tabithastoybox.com

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        • Amp
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2001
          • 1661

          #5
          Originally posted by Jace
          i think our designer is pretty fucking great www.tabithastoybox.com
          our industry thrives on people like you, willing to settle for less.

          glad you're happy with it though. That's what counts.

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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            Originally posted by Amp
            our industry thrives on people like you, willing to settle for less.

            glad you're happy with it though. That's what counts.
            settle for less? since that tour went up our conversions are at a steady 1:400 and below, and that includes tgp traffic....if settling for less means settling for a lower converson ratio, then yup, you got me

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            • wdforty
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              • Jul 2004
              • 1824

              #7
              webinc are the only real industry leaders these days...

              i must say i'm not doing too bad myself though
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              • Peaches
                Old broad
                • Oct 2002
                • 13933

                #8
                MikeW for King Shit. You won't find Mike bragging about what he has here though. I've seen pictures of his house and seen his vehicles in person and his vacation pictures, but he's cool enough to keep his success quiet

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                • Amp
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 1661

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Peaches
                  MikeW for King Shit. You won't find Mike bragging about what he has here though. I've seen pictures of his house and seen his vehicles in person and his vacation pictures, but he's cool enough to keep his success quiet
                  some choose to keep it quiet, some don't.

                  and then there's some that don't have the option..... like you. LOL


                  Why hate me for being successful? You're really only hating on yourself for your failures.

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                  • Peaches
                    Old broad
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 13933

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Amp
                    some choose to keep it quiet, some don't.

                    and then there's some that don't have the option..... like you. LOL


                    Why hate me for being successful? You're really only hating on yourself for your failures.
                    LOL! You aren't even close to what I'd consider "successful" We must hang in completely different circles.

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                    • Amp
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 1661

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Peaches
                      LOL! You aren't even close to what I'd consider "successful" We must hang in completely different circles.
                      I guess you don't consider "rich & retired" as successful then.... lol



                      glad I don't live in your section 8 housing.... lol

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                      • BVF
                        Black Vagina Finder
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 13975

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amp
                        our industry thrives on people like you, willing to settle for less.

                        glad you're happy with it though. That's what counts.

                        What the fuck? that tour looked great.

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                        • Amp
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 1661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BVF
                          What the fuck? that tour looked great.

                          maybe to a four year old.

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                          • Peaches
                            Old broad
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 13933

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Amp
                            I guess you don't consider "rich & retired" as successful then.... lol



                            glad I don't live in your section 8 housing.... lol
                            Uh, dude, I don't work Haven't since December. And I haven't had someone even splitting my bills with me my entire life, let alone have a sugar mamma taking care of me, lol! But as I've said before, any time she wants to take me in, I'm ready!

                            In the meantime, I'm happy being a full time student and investing in real estate. With MY money, not someone else's.

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                            • iWeb_Allan
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                              #15
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                              • Andre
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 1156

                                #16
                                Some designer do well on some projects and not so good on others - based on the job so hard to say. But I do have to give props where due. Some of your older design are still my favs and set the bar in some cases. Now all you have to do is learn how to drive that jet ski like you create.

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                                • Amp
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 1661

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                  Uh, dude, I don't work Haven't since December. And I haven't had someone even splitting my bills with me my entire life, let alone have a sugar mamma taking care of me, lol! But as I've said before, any time she wants to take me in, I'm ready!

                                  In the meantime, I'm happy being a full time student and investing in real estate. With MY money, not someone else's.

                                  No one pays my bills but me you dumb ass. And I fucking own everything I have.


                                  You seriously need to let that shit go. This little fantasy of yours is just that.... a fantasy. I have ALWAYS payed my own way, and I continue to today.
                                  In fact, I just layed down another $20k on more teeth work, and $10k on a lift kit for my big ass man truck. And I'M the one paying for it.


                                  Get over it you flake. Find something substantial to hate on me about. Like being bipolar or something, like pimpdog does.

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                                  • Peaches
                                    Old broad
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 13933

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Amp
                                    No one pays my bills but me you dumb ass. And I fucking own everything I have.


                                    You seriously need to let that shit go. This little fantasy of yours is just that.... a fantasy. I have ALWAYS payed my own way, and I continue to today.
                                    In fact, I just layed down another $20k on more teeth work, and $10k on a lift kit for my big ass man truck. And I'M the one paying for it.


                                    Get over it you flake. Find something substantial to hate on me about. Like being bipolar or something, like pimpdog does.
                                    Keep telling yourself that, and maybe eventually you'll believe it yourself

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                                    • AmateurWealth
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                                      • Dec 2005
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                                      #19
                                      Amp..you just wanna know whos on top so you can get some "enlightenment?" or maybe some fresh "ideas?"

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                                      • Amp
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 1661

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AmateurWealth
                                        Amp..you just wanna know whos on top so you can get some "enlightenment?" or maybe some fresh "ideas?"
                                        yeah that's it..... I need fresh ideas.

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                                        • Amp
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 1661

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                          Keep telling yourself that, and maybe eventually you'll believe it yourself

                                          you're a fucking idiot.... lol

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                                          • Amp
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2001
                                            • 1661

                                            #22
                                            hey Peaches..... where you living? What's your place worth?

                                            I'll tell you what mine is worth..... $2,100,000. According to 2 separate appraisers last week. And you know who's house it is? MINE. And mine alone.

                                            And on that note, I'm going downstairs to the bar, kick on some tunes, make me a screwdriver, and sit by the pool and watch the fish in the koi pond and gaze out at the ocean. I'll be anxiously awaiting your witty reply...... lol


                                            you fucking moron.

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                                            • Nicky
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 30071

                                              #23
                                              This thread took a interesting turn, anyway, what sort of designer you looking to know off? For paysite or just galleries n shit like that?

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                                              • Brujah
                                                Beer Money Baron
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 22157

                                                #24
                                                Peaches, do you realize that you're the one that brought the big-dick success measuring contest into this thread? It hadn't come up at all until then.

                                                AMP you were a great designer. Do you still have the skills or have you gotten rusty?

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                                                • quiet
                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 25115

                                                  #25
                                                  damn i wish i had more time to read gfy tonight.
                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                  • Peaches
                                                    Old broad
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 13933

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brujah
                                                    Peaches, do you realize that you're the one that brought the big-dick success measuring contest into this thread? It hadn't come up at all until then.

                                                    AMP you were a great designer. Do you still have the skills or have you gotten rusty?
                                                    I was comparing Mike's success against Amp's. But Amp knows Mike's skills I guess that's why he felt the need to attack.

                                                    Amp, I live in a single wide I rent for $30 a month that I share with my brother. Who is also my husband. We're from the south.

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                                                    • Nicky
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 30071

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Brujah
                                                      Peaches, do you realize that you're the one that brought the big-dick success measuring contest into this thread? It hadn't come up at all until then.

                                                      AMP you were a great designer. Do you still have the skills or have you gotten rusty?
                                                      I doubt he has gotten rusty

                                                      gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                      • Amp
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                        • 1661

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Peaches
                                                        I was comparing Mike's success against Amp's. But Amp knows Mike's skills I guess that's why he felt the need to attack.

                                                        Amp, I live in a single wide I rent for $30 a month that I share with my brother. Who is also my husband. We're from the south.
                                                        and so I must ask, why are we having this conversation. (rhetorical)

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                                                        • chadglni
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                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 6924

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by quiet
                                                          damn i wish i had more time to read gfy tonight.
                                                          Gotta love amp threads.


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                                                          • Peaches
                                                            Old broad
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 13933

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Amp
                                                            and so I must ask, why are we having this conversation. (rhetorical)
                                                            You asked about designers and I mentioned the King Shit

                                                            Damn, I think my brother/husband just let the goat into the trailer

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                                                            • venus
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                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              the guy who is redesigning my site right now.. I put him in the top designers
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                                                              • Amp
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                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                • 1661

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                Peaches, do you realize that you're the one that brought the big-dick success measuring contest into this thread? It hadn't come up at all until then.

                                                                AMP you were a great designer. Do you still have the skills or have you gotten rusty?

                                                                to be completely honest, I'm probably rusty. I haven't done anything on a computer since last July. (other than some trash talk).....

                                                                however, I have been kicking around the idea of coming back this summer..... (mostly because I've been so fucking bored I can't stand it anymore)

                                                                Retirement is nice, but it also kinda sucks..... I've watched every show National Geographic has to offer at least four times, and I've gained 60 pounds. I can't take much more of it.

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                                                                • chadglni
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by venus
                                                                  the guy who is redesigning my site right now.. I put him in the top designers
                                                                  this is a draft page
                                                                  http://www.landofvenus.com/main.html
                                                                  This is gonna be a good thread.

                                                                  Kick it old school.


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                                                                  • Peaches
                                                                    Old broad
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 13933

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Amp
                                                                    to be completely honest, I'm probably rusty. I have done anything on a computer since last July. (other than some trash talk).....

                                                                    however, I have been kicking around the idea of coming back this summer..... (mostly because I've been so fucking bored I can't stand it anymore)

                                                                    Retirement is nice, but it also kinda sucks..... I've watched every show National Geographic has to offer at least four times, and I've gained 60 pounds. I can't take much more of it.
                                                                    Go back to school! That's what I'm doing and I love it - keeps your mind working and you actually learn things. I'm taking "Practical Spanish" next semester so I can flirt with the illegals.

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                                                                    • Brujah
                                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 22157

                                                                      #35
                                                                      According to Xbiz Awards. No one's touched Wyldesites.com for a long long time. Is the industry really filled with that many mediocre designers or is Mike just that far ahead of everyone else?

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                                                                      • quiet
                                                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 25115

                                                                        #36
                                                                        school is definitely cool, but so is travel, sports, reading, investment.
                                                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                        • Amp
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                          • 1661

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                          According to Xbiz Awards. No one's touched Wyldesites.com for a long long time. Is the industry really filled with that many mediocre designers or is Mike just that far ahead of everyone else?

                                                                          Not really an accurate gauge of things in my opinion. I've been to Xbiz's site twice I think, and I doubt they even know who I am. In my view, Xbiz is nothing more than an advertising medium. I don't pay, therefore I don't exist. Along with MANY MANY others.

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                                                                          • chadglni
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                                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                            According to Xbiz Awards. No one's touched Wyldesites.com for a long long time. Is the industry really filled with that many mediocre designers or is Mike just that far ahead of everyone else?
                                                                            I'd say it's the mediocre designers. There is some good stuff there no question but it's definately not top tier OMG how did he do that design.


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                                                                            • Nicky
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 30071

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by quiet
                                                                              school is definitely cool, but so is travel, sports, reading, investment.
                                                                              Bingo

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                                                                              • Peaches
                                                                                Old broad
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 13933

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                school is definitely cool, but so is travel, sports, reading, investment.
                                                                                That's the beauty of it - the first semester was 100% online. Second one I went to school 4 hours one night a week (Tues) and everything else was online. Doing the same with this semester. So you can still travel, invest, read, etc.

                                                                                Sports...well, I joined a gym and got a personal trainer there, but that's because I need to get rid of 60 pounds (w/o cutting off an appendage, preferably). But I don't start until Monday. Which means I'll probably quit Tues.

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                                                                                • quiet
                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                  • 25115

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  lol - i've never done any of that online stuff. sounds interesting. i LOVED university. definitely have to go back... but not for a couple of years i think.
                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                  • Peaches
                                                                                    Old broad
                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 13933

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                    lol - i've never done any of that online stuff. sounds interesting. i LOVED university. definitely have to go back... but not for a couple of years i think.
                                                                                    It's pretty cool. I figured I've been online long enough and worked for myself long enough for the self disipline and thankfully it's worked out.

                                                                                    I swear I had one teacher that NEVER read what I wrote though. Pissed me off. We were supposed to write a paper on Elizabeth Kubler-Ross's 5 stages of grief and she wanted us to write it on anything: "Divorce, death, etc.". I wrote explaining that EKR's 5 stages were for people who were terminally ill, not someone who got a freaking divorce, lol! I argued each and every point. She gave me 100. No way she would have done that if she really read me telling her she was basically a dumbass

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                                                                                    • bigdog
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                                                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Amp
                                                                                      hey Peaches..... where you living? What's your place worth?

                                                                                      I'll tell you what mine is worth..... $2,100,000. According to 2 separate appraisers last week. And you know who's house it is? MINE. And mine alone.

                                                                                      And on that note, I'm going downstairs to the bar, kick on some tunes, make me a screwdriver, and sit by the pool and watch the fish in the koi pond and gaze out at the ocean. I'll be anxiously awaiting your witty reply...... lol


                                                                                      you fucking moron.
                                                                                      Haven't ever checked prices in Hawai, but isn't 2.1 mill not that much for a home there.

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                                                                                      • Peaches
                                                                                        Old broad
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 13933

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by bigdog
                                                                                        Haven't ever checked prices in Hawai, but isn't 2.1 mill not that much for a home there.
                                                                                        If you go by Amp's posts, he gets that house appraised about once a week or so.

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                                                                                        • crockett
                                                                                          in a van by the river
                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                          • 76818

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Amp
                                                                                          you're a fucking idiot.... lol

                                                                                          Dude, just go have another drink and pass out, so you can save yourself the embarrassment of looking like a fool yet again. I'm pretty sure everyone on GFY knows who the real idiot is in this thread.
                                                                                          In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                                          • Bake
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                                                                                            • Jan 2001
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • one eight
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                                                                                              • Mar 2005
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              What's everubody think of these designs?

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                                                                                              i think they're top notch for adult.

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                                                                                              • GTS Mark
                                                                                                Vrume Mark
                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                • 20912

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I think Machine Gun Kelly is one of the best designers in adult and we're very lucky to have him.

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                                                                                                • Far-L
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I figure amp is entitled to a bit of arrogance... imo... 95% of the industry follows his lead by telling their designers to "do something that looks like this".... but I also think that good design is only a part of the puzzle - brand, cover model, text, etc. all are important and not necessarily areas a designer has control over.

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