I've been masturbating into my flatmates' milk

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  • Rorschach
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2002
    • 5579
    #1

    I've been masturbating into my flatmates' milk

    For the last two days I've been wanking into my flatmates' milk while they're at work... (room mates for you americans). Their 2L bottle sits next to mine in the fridge. They are a couple and I don't really like them. It smells a bit funky when you first do it, but after it's been in the fridge it doesn't smell so bad. It's difficult to aim it in the top of the bottle while you're wanking, but the trick is just squeeze that first big gob straight down the opening. I know that one of them drank some of it this morning, so I went and did it again once they'd left for work.

    Does this make me a bad person?
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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151
      #2
      I'm sure he pisses on your toothbrush so don't worry about it.

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        • LiveDose
          Show Yer Tits!
          • Feb 2002
          • 25792
          #3
          Sounds like a fun house. Got an extra room? I have some old college pranks myself.

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            • After Shock Media
              It's coming look busy
              • Mar 2001
              • 35299
              #4
              Originally posted by Rorschach

              Does this make me a bad person?
              Nah they figured you were up to something and have been swaping the bottle each day. Drink up.


              OK seriously do you have some desire that your flatmate suck you off or something? Why the making them drink your splooge? Curious are they male or female?

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                • HouseHead
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 5539
                  #5
                  thats kind of nasty
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                    • Fat Panda
                      Porn is Dead. Move along.
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 13296
                      #6
                      nice story you sick fuck

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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151
                          #7
                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                          I'm sure he pisses on your toothbrush so don't worry about it.
                          Wait a minute, you're British .... you don't have a toothbrush.

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133986
                              #8
                              I'd say that is normal,fuck em

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                                • shekinah
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 8452
                                  #9
                                  man, are you sure you don't have any problem? what if your flatmates find out what you're doing huh?

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                                    • J-Reel
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 3782
                                      #10
                                      Bullshit

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                                        • papill0n
                                          Unregistered Abuser
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 15547
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by J-Reel
                                          Bullshit

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                                            • dav3
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2007
                                              • 7348
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                                              Wait a minute, you're British .... you don't have a toothbrush.
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                                                • Fap
                                                  Just Du It
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 12094
                                                  #13
                                                  that is gross...

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                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                      (felis madjewicus)
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 20368
                                                      #14
                                                      they're going to realize what happened when those herpes blisters open up on their lips...

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                                                        • mona
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 1940
                                                          #15
                                                          I thought this thread would be a joke, but, unfortunately, I was wrong!!!

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                                                            • L-Pink
                                                              working on my tan
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 39151
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by mona_klixxx
                                                              I thought this thread would be a joke, but, unfortunately, I was wrong!!!
                                                              He saw it was homo milk and couldn't resist putting his dick in it.


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                                                                • VeriSexy
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                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 25463
                                                                  #17
                                                                  you sick mofo.. :P
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                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 94741
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Dunno what's the thrill of it... If you don't like them you just tell 'em.

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                                                                        • Socks
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 8475
                                                                          #19
                                                                          you're gonna be killing animals next

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                                                                            • Evil E
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2005
                                                                              • 3201
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Hey man, just tell me when you wanna crash at my place you seem like a cool cat.


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                                                                                • Xrated J
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                  • 4347
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  are you jealous that they are a couple and having sex and you are not?

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                                                                                    • Iron Fist
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                      • 23400
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by J-Reel
                                                                                      Bullshit
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                                                                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 20368
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Xrated J
                                                                                          are you jealous that they are a couple and having sex and you are not?
                                                                                          sounds like you hit the nail on the head. mind you trying to live with a couple is a major fucking pain in the ass. i got duped into moving in with a couple friends who were looking for a roommate over the summer. i made it perfectly clear i would not move in if they were fucking as it was bound to be a disaster, and i don't like living on thin ice. they swore to god they weren't. first day i moved in they were at it, and i fucking lost it. eventually i just dealt with it , but after a couple months they were at each other's throats, buddy said some shit and next thing you know we're both kicked out on our asses...

                                                                                          now that i think of it, i wish i'd jerked off into their milk...

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                                                                                            • J-Reel
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                              • 3782
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by ismokeblunts

                                                                                              now that i think of it, i wish i'd jerked off into their milk...


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                                                                                                • D Ghost
                                                                                                  null
                                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                                  • 9820
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                                                  Sounds like a fun house. Got an extra room? I have some old college pranks myself.

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                                                                                                    • SomeCreep
                                                                                                      :glugglug
                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                      • 26118
                                                                                                      #26

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                                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                          • 40077
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          *note to self* - only live with people who I willingly exchange bodily fluids with anyway.

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