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Old 03-12-2008, 06:20 PM  
Rorschach
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I've been masturbating into my flatmates' milk

For the last two days I've been wanking into my flatmates' milk while they're at work... (room mates for you americans). Their 2L bottle sits next to mine in the fridge. They are a couple and I don't really like them. It smells a bit funky when you first do it, but after it's been in the fridge it doesn't smell so bad. It's difficult to aim it in the top of the bottle while you're wanking, but the trick is just squeeze that first big gob straight down the opening. I know that one of them drank some of it this morning, so I went and did it again once they'd left for work.

Does this make me a bad person?
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