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  • A-Bomb
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 680

    #1

    Hump Day Joke

    A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

    On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My daling," he whispers, "I know dis your firs time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want.. you juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to impress her by sounding experienced and worldly.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

    She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

    More thoughtful silence, this time from the husband. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...."You want...... Garlic Sesame Chicken wif snow peas???"

  • CIVMatt
    Amateur Pimpin
    • Aug 2004
    • 13075

    #2
    Nice.... bump for you guys, hey icq me I got some news for you too big boy ;)
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    • MichelleB
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      • Aug 2007
      • 1146

      #3
      LOL good one.

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      • LauraLee
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        • Sep 2003
        • 3821

        #4
        HeHe! *hi a-bomb*

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        • Jennyfer
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          • Sep 2005
          • 1708

          #5
          hahaha, that's a good one!
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          • A-Bomb
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2004
            • 680

            #6
            Originally posted by ARS Michelle
            LOL good one.
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            Originally posted by LauraLee
            HeHe! *hi a-bomb*
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            • 2012
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              • Jul 2006
              • 17189

              #7
              you funny man he he he he
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              • woj
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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
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                • sicone
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 18453

                  #9

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                  • MichelleB
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                    • Aug 2007
                    • 1146

                    #10
                    [QUOTE=A-Bomb;13910105]Hey babe! Do I get my Michelle fix in Phoenix? Hell, I need a whole ARS crew fix!!!!

                    Hi sweetie, unfortunately we won't be there. Sad but true. I hope you have a good time though. We will see you in Aug though.

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                    • sniperwolf
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                      • Mar 2005
                      • 17743

                      #11
                      LOL! that was funny!
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                      • lhizy_05
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 379

                        #12
                        hehehe.. LOL!!!
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                        • VeriSexy
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                          • Apr 2002
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                          #13
                          cute.. I laughed out loud
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