A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My daling," he whispers, "I know dis your firs time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want.. you juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to impress her by sounding experienced and worldly.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from the husband. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...."You want...... Garlic Sesame Chicken wif snow peas???"