Ladies take note. My wife just said the coolest fucking thing to me EVER.

**After Shock Media** · 03-29-2006, 12:29 PM

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

**MrIzzz** · 03-29-2006, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

ouchhhhhh

btw, i didnt forget ya, but i havent had time to finish my text. it'll probably be this weekend now

**Sam Granger** · 03-29-2006, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

Ouch!!!

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

Thats soooooo not funny.

You think?

**nexcom28** · 03-29-2006, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

hahaaa

**sweetME** · 03-29-2006, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

**Manowar** · 03-29-2006, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

**Thomas1007** · 03-29-2006, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

LMAO that was good

**spanky part 2** · 03-29-2006, 12:40 PM

Or, one night when your really drunk, she'll grab the strap on and fuck you with your own dick.

**chadglni** · 03-29-2006, 12:40 PM

I cloned mine 100 times. I give them out to any girl that visits my house to take it for a test drive.

**HushMoney** · 03-29-2006, 12:41 PM

**Manowar** · 03-29-2006, 12:41 PM

agreed the voodoo thing is wicked funny

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:42 PM

Attn everyone whos laughing at images of some 80 year old negress from Haiti inserting accupuncture needles into a sculpture of my dong:

Fuck you, when was the last time a woman told YOU to buy a "Clone My Willy Kit"?????

Besides, I've been there and I must say the experience was overrated. Needles were fun but the woman smelled like chicken blood and marijuana.

**wdsguy** · 03-29-2006, 12:43 PM

shes gettin some black cock on the side just so u know....

**u-Bob** · 03-29-2006, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

ouch

**xclusive** · 03-29-2006, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by Manowar

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by wdsguy

shes gettin some black cock on the side just so u know....

Ya think?

Oh please DO go on.

**Theo** · 03-29-2006, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by xclusive

funniest shit of the month

**Sam Granger** · 03-29-2006, 12:46 PM

On a serious side thats pretty cool. Never had any girls asking me for that. ;)

**Scott McD** · 03-29-2006, 12:46 PM

Maybe she wants it in black ??

**Abithefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:48 PM

It's all about dp
lol

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Maybe she wants it in black ??

Knowing her, black with a skull on the head and OZZY written down the shaft.

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by Abithefiend

It's all about dp
lol

DP it is then.

**Phoenix** · 03-29-2006, 12:53 PM

i dont agree....i think the coolest would be if she said...im bringing over three girlfriends tonight so save your energy

**Abithefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Knowing her, black with a skull on the head and OZZY written down the shaft.

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by Phoenix

i dont agree....i think the coolest would be if she said...im bringing over three girlfriends tonight so save your energy

My birthday isnt til the 26th of next month.

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by Abithefiend

Don't get any fucking ideas woman, I've already told you how I feel about tats on Mr. Happy.

**Chio** · 03-29-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

Best post ever.

**Quagmire** · 03-29-2006, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

She wants me to get one of those "clone a willy" things so I can make her a dildo from a mold of my penis.

I guess for when she travels. Thats devotion to the masters cock right there folks.

Two other possibilities:

1) She's tired of the irritating life support system that surrounds the original willy and just wants the willy

or

2) She's tired of the original willy not lasting more than 3 strokes.

Food for thought.

**germ** · 03-29-2006, 01:09 PM

you'd better eat a viagra before you do it.

my ex had me do one of those, and its kinda hard to keep it up when your dick is stuck in a cup full of this claylike substance. you have to keep it there for a few minutes too.

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by germ

you'd better eat a viagra before you do it.

my ex had me do one of those, and its kinda hard to keep it up when your dick is stuck in a cup full of this claylike substance. you have to keep it there for a few minutes too.

I'll make her put on that black corsett and lick my balls. I'll be ok.

**Big Red Machine** · 03-29-2006, 01:12 PM

My friend did it said it was a pain. Had to sit there hard for around a half hour.
Let us know how it goes. Like mentioned in one of the post, it would be a good gift to some girls, then tell them after its your cock....lol

**Voodoo** · 03-29-2006, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

I'm not surprised. Most ladies are.

**jimthefiend** · 03-29-2006, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Voodoo

I'm not surprised. Most ladies are.

And you should know.

**Wiggles** · 03-29-2006, 01:16 PM

she probably just doesn't want to fuck you anymore, gets a dildo and makes you feel like a superstar while we laugh

**Jennyfer** · 03-29-2006, 01:24 PM

That's a good one After.

**Why** · 03-29-2006, 01:36 PM

i knew a guy that had candles made in the shape of his penis and burnt them on the mantle in his game room.

**Violetta** · 03-29-2006, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by spanky part 2

Or, one night when your really drunk, she'll grab the strap on and fuck you with your own dick.

**alec** · 03-29-2006, 05:02 PM

Hehe faithful devotion indeed..

**d_train** · 03-29-2006, 05:12 PM

kinda like "your dick or something that resembles it." your wife loves you so much

**woj** · 03-29-2006, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

**TreasureBucks** · 03-29-2006, 05:22 PM

somebody married you???

jk

**madawgz** · 03-29-2006, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by spanky part 2

Or, one night when your really drunk, she'll grab the strap on and fuck you with your own dick.

**Doctor Dre** · 03-29-2006, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Thats soooooo not funny.

You think?

Actually it was pretty fucking funny.

**minusonebit** · 03-29-2006, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

LMFAO

**Guitar Riff** · 03-29-2006, 05:45 PM

Dont worry it wont cost ya that much ya wont need much Plaster :-) maybe she wants to have a lil figurine for on her desk.

**pussyluver** · 03-29-2006, 06:00 PM

Her boyfriend just won't accept that you're bigger than he is?

Don't get pissed, it's just a joke.

**Sosa** · 03-29-2006, 06:01 PM

So did you order it up yet?

**SetTheWorldonFire** · 03-29-2006, 06:09 PM

I'm gonna have to buy a lot of clay

Ladies take note. My wife just said the coolest fucking thing to me EVER.

Ladies take note. My wife just said the coolest fucking thing to me EVER.

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