Any UGLY Program Owners need a stunt face?

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  • Pokey the Turtle
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2007
    • 216

    #1

    Any UGLY Program Owners need a stunt face?

    I am beautyful, so...

    The deal is: you pay me a monthly amount and get to use my face for
    all your needs

    You can:

    chop my face on pics from any or all conventions you go to

    put my face on your advertising banners

    have a toon made of me and use it as you wish

    add my face on myspace or any other social networking site to get chicks

    have a mask made of my likeness so you can impress your wife


    ...let me know
    Fight Porn! NOW!

    ICQ 405-839-610
  • Pokey the Turtle
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2007
    • 216

    #2
    P.S.

    You can also borrow pics of my penis for private sessions
    Fight Porn! NOW!

    ICQ 405-839-610

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    • GrouchyAdmin
      Now choke yourself!
      • Apr 2006
      • 12085

      #3
      You and Juicy can always sigwhore it out to the death.

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      • Pokey the Turtle
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2007
        • 216

        #4
        Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
        You and Juicy can always sigwhore it out to the death.
        Juicy who?
        Fight Porn! NOW!

        ICQ 405-839-610

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        • Violetta
          Affiliate
          • Jul 2004
          • 28735

          #5
          very funny
          M&A Queen

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          • tranza
            ICQ: 197-556-237
            • Jun 2003
            • 57559

            #6
            Lol, funny stuff.

            I'm just a newbie.

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            • Farang
              one sick puppy
              • Oct 2004
              • 11711

              #7
              any pics?
              fbm

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              • Iron Fist
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2006
                • 23400

                #8
                i like waffles

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                • Pokey the Turtle
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 216

                  #9
                  ok i've had a few offers, the highest bid within the next 24 hours takes it!
                  Fight Porn! NOW!

                  ICQ 405-839-610

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Lets see your face

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                    • Pokey the Turtle
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 216

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Spunky
                      Lets see your face




                      oh hi...


                      doing good?
                      Fight Porn! NOW!

                      ICQ 405-839-610

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                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                        (felis madjewicus)
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 20368

                        #12
                        need a hot face for some facial scat shoots. interested?

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