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  • eddie-executive
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 2061

    #1

    Did you ever stink up someones bathroom so bad that you..

    had to jump out the bathroom window? Or left a dump in the can and the toilet won't flush?

    Happened to me.
    Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes
  • chowda
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 9527

    #2
    use matches boy.
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    • XxXotic
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 8500

      #3
      no, I only shit at home. I have a phobia of other peoples toilets
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      • wdsguy
        Ryde or Die
        • Dec 2002
        • 19568

        #4
        Originally posted by XxXotic
        no, I only shit at home. I have a phobia of other peoples toilets

        What if u are on the road and its just itchin to come out.

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        • eddie-executive
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 2061

          #5
          The worst is when you have to shit so bad and there is people sitting right next to the bathroom door. And the door is one of those cheap hollow ones
          Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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          • artman
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2005
            • 770

            #6
            what about when you leave shit stains inside the toilet bowl when you are at someone elses house and no matter how many times you flush, the stains remain.

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            • eddie-executive
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2003
              • 2061

              #7
              Originally posted by artman
              what about when you leave shit stains inside the toilet bowl when you are at someone elses house and no matter how many times you flush, the stains remain.
              Now i think that is to much information
              Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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              • HorseShit
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 17513

                #8
                Originally posted by eddie-executive
                The worst is when you have to shit so bad and there is people sitting right next to the bathroom door. And the door is one of those cheap hollow ones
                that sucks

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                • fuzebox
                  making it rain
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22365

                  #9
                  I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

                  Merry fucking Christmas.

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                  • Bryan G
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 8338

                    #10
                    Originally posted by fuzebox
                    I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

                    Merry fucking Christmas.
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                    • eddie-executive
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 2061

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fuzebox
                      I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

                      Merry fucking Christmas.
                      Now that's when you unlock the door and dive out the window
                      Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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                      • HorseShit
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 17513

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fuzebox
                        I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

                        Merry fucking Christmas.
                        man that must have sucked lol

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                        • eddie-executive
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 2061

                          #13
                          Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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                          • Pure Evil
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 1737

                            #14
                            what about when you lift the lid off the tank and take a shit in the tank just for the hell of it
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                            • Scott McD
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67792

                              #15
                              Our new toilet fucking sucks.

                              The gap at the bottom is smaller, and my shits keep getting stuck. Takes about 5 or 6 flushes now to get them away...


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                              • artman
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 770

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Pure Evil
                                what about when you lift the lid off the tank and take a shit in the tank just for the hell of it
                                upperdeck'd a kid in highschool, it was great

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                                • biftek
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 1030

                                  #17
                                  i have a phobia about using someone elses bogger
                                  heck i even hate using the bogger at work but sometimes the beast pokes it heads out and needs to unleashed

                                  always funny listening to the " ah fucking hell what died in here " as someone walks into the dunny
                                  Last edited by biftek; 03-28-2006, 12:52 PM.

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                                  • Pure Evil
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 1737

                                    #18
                                    ever walked into a restroom in a restaurant or mall and taken a shit on the floor?
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                                    • u-Bob
                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 33063

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by artman
                                      what about when you leave shit stains inside the toilet bowl when you are at someone elses house and no matter how many times you flush, the stains remain.
                                      you're in a bathroom, right? ... go find a toothbrush

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                                      • u-Bob
                                        there's no $$$ in porn
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 33063

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by fuzebox
                                        I was at a christmas party in someone's basement suite with only 1 bathroom... After 6 rum + eggnogs, I all of a sudden remembered that I was lactose intolerant, and had to spend the next 40 minutes on the toilet, with a ton of people pounding on the door complaining that I was taking so long... I had the window wide open so that I could breathe, even though it was freezing out and I was shivering....

                                        Merry fucking Christmas.

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                                        • Pure Evil
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 1737

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by u-Bob
                                          you're in a bathroom, right? ... go find a toothbrush
                                          you are NEVER using my bathroom Bob

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                                          • Wiggles
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 14423

                                            #22
                                            i hate when the toilet won't flush, so embarassing.
                                            no sig

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                                            • d_train
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 1527

                                              #23
                                              I always check if the toilet, like if the flush is working and there's a toilet paper, before taking a dump. If the restroom facility is bad I won't take a sitter
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                                              • Mr. Soul
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 1633

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by eddie-executive
                                                The worst is when you have to shit so bad and there is people sitting right next to the bathroom door. And the door is one of those cheap hollow ones

                                                That's nothing. The last time I was on a plane I had to take a hugh shit. I had 7 cups of coffee that morning trying to wake up early and I knew I couldn't hold it in. I go towards the can, and sure enough the flight attendant is in her little seat, which is maybe 18 inches from the bathroom door, facing it. Well, needless to say, I didn't look that girl in the eye when I left the can.

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                                                • minusonebit
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 7391

                                                  #25
                                                  This thread is disgusting.

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                                                  • alec
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 1877

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                    i hate when the toilet won't flush, so embarassing.

                                                    One of the worst things that could happen to me, when on someone's house.

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                                                    • eddie-executive
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 2061

                                                      #27
                                                      How about asking for a plunger thats quite embarrassing
                                                      Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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                                                      • Nicky
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                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 30071

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by eddie-executive
                                                        First thing I thought about when reading this thread

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