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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    Full service Marriage Counseling

    A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

    When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

    Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately.

    The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

    The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

    The husband thought for a moment and replied,:


    'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
  • GrouchyAdmin
    Now choke yourself!
    • Apr 2006
    • 12085

    #2
    Hahaha. Oddly, I was expecting this for some reason, even if you did say Marriage Counseling:

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    • EuroRev_Stacey
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2007
      • 811

      #3
      hahaha, maybe my husband and I should try marriage counselling
      EUROREVENUE.COM

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      • Christina Muller
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2007
        • 923

        #4
        Remember a marriage consists of 3 rings.

        1 engagement ring

        2.wedding ring

        3.suffering !

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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085

          #5
          Originally posted by Christina Muller
          Remember a marriage consists of 3 rings.

          1 engagement ring

          2.wedding ring

          3.suffering !
          In your case, I assume the third takes quite a literal interpretation.

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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
            In your case, I assume the third takes quite a literal interpretation.

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            • Christina Muller
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 923

              #7
              GrouchyAdmin, very smart reply I like it actually I missed that double meaning thanks for making me laugh

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              • Christina Muller
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2007
                • 923

                #8
                and trust me I dont laugh often

                Promote A Brand Your Surfer Trusts **Playboy ** No Upsell - No X Sales - No Bullshit !

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                • GrouchyAdmin
                  Now choke yourself!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 12085

                  #9
                  D'awww. Thanks. Being complemented by a Dom has to be a good thing!

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