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  • ldinternet
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    • Apr 2001
    • 8245

    #1

    Holy shit.... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

    http://www.asotd.com/twistedvideo/shot2.mpg

    I'm speechless.
  • X37375787

    #2
    Seen before... old news.

    He must not have gotten any action in years

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    • afrocreep
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 1074

      #3
      oh my god, stay out of the way of that

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      • Slick
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2001
        • 7338

        #4
        Holy Shit is right. I bet that there's not too many women that swallow when giving head to that guy, ha ha ha.

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        • hippo
          Registered User
          • Aug 2001
          • 4

          #5
          good god! reminds me of mount st hellens
          bleh!

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          • TheWatcher
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            • May 2001
            • 563

            #6
            Small dick but can impregnate over 4000 women at once. =O)
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            • HQ
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              • Jan 2001
              • 3539

              #7
              i didn't want to watch it.... but i did.... and as usual i wish i didn't!!!!!

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              • Dirty F
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2001
                • 59204

                #8
                Damn, im grossed out, Yuck!
                They should hire that guy for some facial vids. He can replace 10 other men.

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                • tenletters
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 2079

                  #9
                  WAITER... CHECK PLEASE !!
                  Useless Without Pics

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                  • BruceM
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 4084

                    #10
                    There's some other gems in the archive:
                    http://www.asotd.com/twistedvideo/fartDude.mpeg



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                    • fantasyc
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                      • Apr 2001
                      • 672

                      #11
                      Now that's a meal

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                      • prince pimp
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                        • Aug 2001
                        • 2

                        #12

                        hey who can help a brotha on how 2 sign up 4 pimpwar cuz its disabled i heard the gfy alliance leader know how 2 sign up when its disabled

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                        • titmowse
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 5320

                          #13
                          it puts a whole new, spin on the old addage about size. i guess it ain't the size of the cock that matters. it's all about the size of yer nut-sack!



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                          • Sex4it
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                            • Aug 2001
                            • 784

                            #14
                            I think the guy saved 3 mounths sperm to do thi vid

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                            • kush
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 3382

                              #15
                              DAMN! That guy makes Peter North look like a damn schoolboy!

                              He belongs in Guiness!

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                              • lagwagon
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                                • Jul 2001
                                • 8464

                                #16
                                jeez

                                I think i am going to be sick and look at the size of that sac... damn i would like to see him fill a glass and watch a chick drink it... nah i dont think i would like to see that.... god that is sick

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                                • RedShoe
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 14831

                                  #17
                                  I agree with titmowse, That dude has one big bag-o-balls.

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                                  • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
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                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 4751

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by kush:
                                    DAMN! That guy makes Peter North look like a damn schoolboy!

                                    He belongs in Guiness!

                                    How do you know that he is not already in it ?



                                    You really think that is FOAM on top ???



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                                    • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 4751

                                      #19
                                      The Irish are crazy fuckers !!!
                                      I could see them doing it !!!

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                                      • Juge
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 1917

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by titmowse:
                                        old addage
                                        "old adage" is redundent.

                                        Downloading the fucker right now - probably wish that I hadn't.

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                                        • CDSmith
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Juge:
                                          Downloading the fucker right now - probably wish that I hadn't.
                                          $5000 bucks on the fact that Juge actually wishes he hadn't

                                          That dewd is on a high-protien diet, and he also takes a daily supplement of Ginseng (siberian & Chinese) and viagra, all mashed and mixed together into a paste and rolled into little balls
                                          Commonly known as a "guyser speedball"

                                          I think there actually is a guy like that in porn already, they make movies based on his jizz abilities. I think I recall seeing an ad for one somewhere once, "the Jumpin' Jizz of Ed Powers", he was a dorky looking geek with horn-rimmed glasses and a pot belly, buy MAN was the juice flyin' out of that thing. That guy could put out a fire with that much goo.

                                          Maybe a new niche is the order of the day.... "4jizzbucks" or "guyser-dialer" heh heh
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                                          • pimplink
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                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 9535

                                            #22
                                            That dude jerks off and shoots off scum almost as much as a Goldman Sachs analyst at a Amazon earnings conference call.

                                            Originally posted by ldinternet:
                                            http://www.asotd.com/twistedvideo/shot2.mpg

                                            I'm speechless.

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                                            • Scarab
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                                              • May 2001
                                              • 332

                                              #23
                                              UUghhh. I AM going to be sick.

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                                              • ldinternet
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 8245

                                                #24
                                                Give a thought to the poor fuck that had to clean it all up.

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                                                • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 4751

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ldinternet:
                                                  Give a thought to the poor fuck that had to clean it all up.
                                                  DAAAAAYUM Idinternet !!!
                                                  Did they at least give you rubber gloves and a SWIFFER Wet Jet ???



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                                                  • Scarab
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 332

                                                    #26
                                                    I get a sour feeling in my stomach every time this message bumps

                                                    UUGGHH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

                                                    Sorry, had to puke again

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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      So this has become the "let's make scarab puke" thread

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                                                      • RedShoe
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                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 14831

                                                        #28
                                                        I showed it to my boss today. He was disgusted, and curious (as to how someone could cum so much). Now he wants to email it to all the fx guys in town.

                                                        He said it made him feel like less of a man.

                                                        All the guys in the shop had a good laugh.

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                                                        • Xanobyte
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                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 328

                                                          #29
                                                          Hate to see it when he lets it build up.

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                                                          • Mike_69
                                                            Canadian, nuff said eh?
                                                            • Jul 2000
                                                            • 755

                                                            #30
                                                            Bump for Scarab


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                                                            • Chronicked
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 1

                                                              #31
                                                              Holy christ...Did the guy hook up an air compressor to himself for that!!!!


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                                                              • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
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                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 4751

                                                                #32
                                                                Let's see if we can make Scarab puke as much as that fellow's member did !!!

                                                                BTW Scarab ... neat nick ... I was throttleman for Bill Taylor of POKER RUN fame. (Also owner of POWER PUBLICATIONS) for part of the '98 season ... 43 foot Scarab (1 of 3 ever built)

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