When i woke up i had a real bad case of morning wood

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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204
    #1

    When i woke up i had a real bad case of morning wood

    You know when it doesnt go away and actually starts to hurt?
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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204
      #2
      It was like huge and firm and meaty.

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        • escorpio
          doesn't fuck around.
          • Oct 2002
          • 23486
          #3
          priapism

          http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1133.html
          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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            • Abithefiend
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 756
              #4
              How can it get to that point? Just bang your wife or masturbate. Problem solved!

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                • Abithefiend
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 756
                  #5
                  Lol but then I'm not a guy, i wouldn't know.

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                    • Scott McD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67792
                      #6
                      I hate getting woke up by someone at the door, and as i'm about to get up and answer it in my shorts, i realise the 'wood' factor is present...


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                        • jjjay
                          Registered User
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 1813
                          #7
                          got no girlfriend to get rid of it for you?

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                            • 2HousePlague
                              CURATOR
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14572
                              #8




                              2hp
                              tada!

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