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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    Please allow me to tell you how fucking stupid many of you are....

    Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.



    I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional.

    Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere.......

    Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options.

    Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty.

    Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option.

    Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around.

    Surfers are fucking retarded.
  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #2
    Scammer!!!11!!111

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    • Holly Lez!
      She's back
      • Oct 2003
      • 3480

      #3
      Hooray! Hi Aaron ;)
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      • AaronM
        GFY Royality ;)
        • Oct 2001
        • 46917

        #4
        Originally posted by jimthefiend
        Scammer!!!11!!111

        FYI, Donny really does hate you.

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        • jimthefiend
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 18889

          #5
          Anyway, until you finally launch: https://www.aaronm-naked-in-a-baby-p...of-lasagna.com, I'm not intrested.

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917

            #6
            Originally posted by Nakedsword Holly
            Hooray! Hi Aaron ;)

            Hello, my lady.

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            • ronaldo
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 5475

              #7
              That's pretty damn funny actually.

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              • Fetish Gimp
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 1699

                #8
                Das some off da hook crazy shiat niggaz!
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                • chadglni
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 6924

                  #9
                  That is fucking hilarious. lol


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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jimthefiend
                    Anyway, until you finally launch: https://www.aaronm-naked-in-a-baby-p...of-lasagna.com, I'm not intrested.

                    The baby pool wouldn't handle the heat and I hate cold lasagna so we had to have a regular pool built.

                    Clearly you can understand why that project roll out date has been delayed.

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                    • JD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22651

                      #11
                      big pimpin'

                      if it's got recurring members and it's not even live just wait til it's ready for cc joins. I'd like to be #1 beta tester

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                      • DraX
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 7147

                        #12
                        surfers are retarded, but still supports the life as a

                        1) program owner
                        2) content producers
                        3) gallery makers
                        4) free site makers
                        5) tgp owners


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                        • jimthefiend
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 18889

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AaronM
                          The baby pool wouldn't handle the heat and I hate cold lasagna so we had to have a regular pool built.

                          Clearly you can understand why that project roll out date has been delayed.


                          Yeah I suppose that makes sense.

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                          • Bama
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 2727

                            #14
                            Sorry Aaron - somebody told me there were a bunch more "Raven Loves Bama" fan pic's there!

                            <goes off to sulk cause there ain't>

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                            • bastardsquad
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 529

                              #15
                              maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...


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                              • AaronM
                                GFY Royality ;)
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 46917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by bastardsquad
                                maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...

                                Hmmmm....You may be onto something there.

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                                • BlingDaddy
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                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 6343

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bastardsquad
                                  maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...
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                                  • Grapesoda
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 46234

                                    #18
                                    sig spot!!

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                                    • SomeCreep
                                      :glugglug
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 26118

                                      #19
                                      Heh, interesting. If I had a site which was not live, I'd not even have the billing page online. If the billing page had to be online for whatever reason though, I'd probably comment out all of the billing links, including the alternative billing options.

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                                      • XxXotic
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 8500

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bastardsquad
                                        maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...
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                                        • Joesho
                                          want to get in shape
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 12329

                                          #21
                                          Nah that is just Jimthefiend joining multiple times, hoping to get on your good side. LOL
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                                          • MediaGuy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 5500

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                            Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.



                                            I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional.

                                            Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere.......

                                            Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options.

                                            Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty.

                                            Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option.

                                            Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around.

                                            Surfers are fucking retarded.
                                            Feel better now? It's good to vent.

                                            Thanks for saying what we often feel OUT LOUD!

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                                            • green-apple
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 283

                                              #23
                                              DraX I completly agree with u bro!
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                                              • jimthefiend
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 18889

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Joesho
                                                Nah that is just Jimthefiend joining multiple times, hoping to get on your good side. LOL


                                                Why would I wanna do that you fucking hippy?

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46917

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                  Why would I wanna do that you fucking hippy?
                                                  Just for shits and grins.....Let's put up a pic of Joesho and a pick of you and let the people decide who the hippie is.

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                                                  • czarina
                                                    Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 10751

                                                    #26
                                                    darn!!!
                                                    I should be posting my links here!
                                                    Maybe I'll make enough to go for a nice dinner tonight ;)

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                                                    • Brujah
                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 22157

                                                      #27
                                                      How can anyone NOT join a site with AaronM content, broken or otherwise?

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                                                      • AaronM
                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 46917

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Brujah
                                                        How can anyone NOT join a site with AaronM content, broken or otherwise?

                                                        You raise a valid point.

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                                                        • jimthefiend
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 18889

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                          Just for shits and grins.....Let's put up a pic of Joesho and a pick of you and let the people decide who the hippie is.

                                                          I dont go on nationwide pot tours...


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                                                          • AaronM
                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 46917

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                            I dont go on nationwide pot tours...




                                                            There's probably a reason for that.

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                                                            Location: Jail in Indiana.

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                                                            • Joesho
                                                              want to get in shape
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 12329

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                              I dont go on nationwide pot tours...


                                                              if you are referring to me, it has been over a year since I smoked any pot dumbass!

                                                              but I forgot, you know so much about me LOL LOL
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                                                              • Kimmykim
                                                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 16015

                                                                #32
                                                                I've tried to tell you people that pandering to the lowest common denominator will make you money for years.

                                                                You just don't listen.

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                                                                • KRL
                                                                  Entrepreneur
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 31429

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Thomas1007
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                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 5542

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bastardsquad
                                                                    maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...
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                                                                    • jimthefiend
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 18889

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Joesho
                                                                      if you are referring to me, it has been over a year since I smoked any pot dumbass!

                                                                      but I forgot, you know so much about me LOL LOL



                                                                      I know you still owe me some fucking posters.

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                                                                      • cool1
                                                                        sex is good
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 24939

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Stupid horny surfers, what would we do with out them?

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                                                                        • Eservices2k3
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 361

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Aaron, these "incredibly moronic" surfers you speak of have made many of us some decent coin.

                                                                          Are you suggesting we include an IQ test upon sign up? If so, pack up your shit bud, the show is over.
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                                                                          • sandman!
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                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                            • 15427

                                                                            #38
                                                                            haha that some funny shit
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                                                                            • Kinky John
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                              • 655

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i have the same problem

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                                                                              • Deraj
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                                • 2790

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.



                                                                                I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional.

                                                                                Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere.......

                                                                                Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options.

                                                                                Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty.

                                                                                Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option.

                                                                                Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around.

                                                                                Surfers are fucking retarded.


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                                                                                • wyldblyss
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 5779

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Every day I wake up and feel blessed knowing how many surfers there are in the world like you described. Too bad there were not millions more

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                                                                                  • nexcom28
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                                                    • 3716

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                    Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.



                                                                                    I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional.

                                                                                    Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere.......

                                                                                    Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options.

                                                                                    Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty.

                                                                                    Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option.

                                                                                    Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around.

                                                                                    Surfers are fucking retarded.
                                                                                    Surely if your site is not operational then you should take down all the links that a surfer would sign up through because, by default a surfer will try to find out how to register for a site if he likes your content in the tour. Prob just thinks that the link (in your tour) is broken for some reason and the activly searches out alternative payment methods...
                                                                                    This is better than a surfer searching out free passwords upon finding your broken link.
                                                                                    As for you point of people rebilling after joining your nonexistant site, well all I can say is that some people have more money than sense and can afford to pay recurring memberships and get nothing in return... I know I have done it myself..

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                                                                                    • jayeff
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 2944

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Obviously your members must feel that getting nothing is less of a rip off than the actual content on many sites, since so many sites which do have content seem unable to retain past a month or two...

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                                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 46917

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Eservices2k3
                                                                                        Aaron, these "incredibly moronic" surfers you speak of have made many of us some decent coin.

                                                                                        Are you suggesting we include an IQ test upon sign up? If so, pack up your shit bud, the show is over.

                                                                                        Thanks for the business advice. I was unaware of this.

                                                                                        Clearly, you are a surfer.

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