Just saw South Park's episode were they speak about scientology...
It's hillarious
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This is exactly what happens when you have too much money, and you won't do drugs with it. Rather than fucking up your life by becoming a heroine addict, going to jail for 6 months, going through a 12 step process and finding Jesus, you end up getting involved in the Church of Scientology. That's whack fuck!
Tom Cruise is not available for comment, he's working closely with his friends to fight off the next interstellar invasion.
Okay, give me John Travolta instead. I'll have to talk to him, and don't give me the crap that he's out of town shooting the sequel to Battlefield Earth
You spend a whole bunch of money to increase "levels" , gradually increasing your understanding "leading to the secret" , the further you go along the more questions you have ( obviously ) until you reach the pinacle , which costs a whole lotta cash, once you get there you learn the secret is " dont waste your time and money on religion" , now of course , you dont wanna look silly telling everyone you basically got ripped off for a whole bunch of money , and even if you do tell everyone the "secret" they wont understand until they take the steps themselves because the secret is to easy..
You spend a whole bunch of money to increase "levels" , gradually increasing your understanding "leading to the secret" , the further you go along the more questions you have ( obviously ) until you reach the pinacle , which costs a whole lotta cash, once you get there you learn the secret is " dont waste your time and money on religion" , now of course , you dont wanna look silly telling everyone you basically got ripped off for a whole bunch of money , and even if you do tell everyone the "secret" they wont understand until they take the steps themselves because the secret is to easy..
Yep this is the reason why it is banned in a few countries hehe.
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