Best...blog...ever! Fucking Hilarious!
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Original idea and awesome dialogs. I think i`m gonna spend the whole day just reading the archives.
Hobo: Yo, can I get some money?
Guy: Sorry man, can't help you out.
Hobo: That's aight. Things are tough for everyone. Can you at least get me some water from your sink?
Guy: Uh, okay.
Hobo: Wait, let me find a bottle.
Guy: That's okay, I have a bottle I can give you.
He goes inside and comes back out with a bottle of water.
Hobo: Oh, thanks! Hey, wait. What, was this just sittin' around?
Guy: No, I just filled it up from my sink.
Hobo: Oh, well, I don't mean no disrespect. But you mind dumping this out and letting it run for a while? Shit just ain't cold enough.
--Carroll Gardens
Overheard by: bklyn awesome, waiting outside
Man #1: Open the door!
Bus driver: Go to the back door!
Man #1: ...Open up!
Man #2: Let this guy on!
Man #3: Open the door!
Bus driver: Back door's broken! Ha, ha, ha!
She hits the gas pedal.
--Q train shuttle bus
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Hair lady: So how do you want it done?
Grandma: I want to have the same lining and density as that cute, little Chinese girl had.
Hair lady: It was a boy.
--Encore Beauty Salon, Claremont Drive
Overheard by: Maxym B
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Guy #1: Nigga, where you goin'?
Guy #2: To the middle of the train. I wanna be in the middle.
Guy #1: But we're standing in the middle motherfucka.
Guy #2: No, the middle is at the end.
--23rd Street F/V station
Overheard by: Halli Civelek
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Chick: Hi, how much are these?
Vendor hippie: Ten, or two for 18.
Chick: Oh.
Vendor hippie: Yea, on Macdougal they sell them cheaper, but they're made by Chinese kids who make one-fifty an hour. Capitalist bastards.
Chick: Oh. Are you going to be here tomorrow?
Vendor hippie: Well, tomorrow it's going to rain, and then for the next fifteen days the government is paying me to take ecstasy and play on the computer while they observe me.
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Professor guy: I was going to give you all a quiz today. But then I realized that it was Valentine's Day. You're supposed to do something for the people you love on Valentine's Day. And of course, I love all of you very much. So...I decided to give you the quiz on pink paper instead!
--Columbia University
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Chick: So then this huge fat lady with really bad teeth said, "This is the most fabulous party I've ever been to," so I left.
--1st Avenue & 9th Street
Overheard by: Rex Danger
Girl: I think my mom's a virgin.
--4 train
Overheard by: DRock
Man: Miss! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your hair! Are you interested in modeling?
Chick: Uh--
Man: I love the way you walk. Imagine! Down a runway!
Chick: It's because my heel is broken, you fuckhead.
--59th & Lexington
Overheard by: Passerby
Man: Miss! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your hair! Are you interested in modeling?
Chick: Uh--
Man: I love the way you walk. Imagine! Down a runway!
Chick: It's because my heel is broken, you fuckhead.
--59th & Lexington
Overheard by: Passerby
Guy #1: So what are you doing this weekend?
Guy #2: I am heading out for my niece's birthday party.
Guy #1: Nice. Is she hot?
Guy #2: Well she's only 3, but she has some cute 4 year old friends I could introduce you to.
Original idea and awesome dialogs. I think i`m gonna spend the whole day just reading the archives.
Hobo: Yo, can I get some money?
Guy: Sorry man, can't help you out.
Hobo: That's aight. Things are tough for everyone. Can you at least get me some water from your sink?
Guy: Uh, okay.
Hobo: Wait, let me find a bottle.
Guy: That's okay, I have a bottle I can give you.
He goes inside and comes back out with a bottle of water.
Hobo: Oh, thanks! Hey, wait. What, was this just sittin' around?
Guy: No, I just filled it up from my sink.
Hobo: Oh, well, I don't mean no disrespect. But you mind dumping this out and letting it run for a while? Shit just ain't cold enough.
--Carroll Gardens
Overheard by: bklyn awesome, waiting outside
Man #1: Open the door!
Bus driver: Go to the back door!
Man #1: ...Open up!
Man #2: Let this guy on!
Man #3: Open the door!
Bus driver: Back door's broken! Ha, ha, ha!
She hits the gas pedal.
--Q train shuttle bus
------------------------------------
Hair lady: So how do you want it done?
Grandma: I want to have the same lining and density as that cute, little Chinese girl had.
Hair lady: It was a boy.
--Encore Beauty Salon, Claremont Drive
Overheard by: Maxym B
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Guy #1: Nigga, where you goin'?
Guy #2: To the middle of the train. I wanna be in the middle.
Guy #1: But we're standing in the middle motherfucka.
Guy #2: No, the middle is at the end.
--23rd Street F/V station
Overheard by: Halli Civelek
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Chick: Hi, how much are these?
Vendor hippie: Ten, or two for 18.
Chick: Oh.
Vendor hippie: Yea, on Macdougal they sell them cheaper, but they're made by Chinese kids who make one-fifty an hour. Capitalist bastards.
Chick: Oh. Are you going to be here tomorrow?
Vendor hippie: Well, tomorrow it's going to rain, and then for the next fifteen days the government is paying me to take ecstasy and play on the computer while they observe me.
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Professor guy: I was going to give you all a quiz today. But then I realized that it was Valentine's Day. You're supposed to do something for the people you love on Valentine's Day. And of course, I love all of you very much. So...I decided to give you the quiz on pink paper instead!
--Columbia University
---------------------------------------------
Chick: So then this huge fat lady with really bad teeth said, "This is the most fabulous party I've ever been to," so I left.
--1st Avenue & 9th Street
Overheard by: Rex Danger
Girl: I think my mom's a virgin.
--4 train
Overheard by: DRock
Man: Miss! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your hair! Are you interested in modeling?
Chick: Uh--
Man: I love the way you walk. Imagine! Down a runway!
Chick: It's because my heel is broken, you fuckhead.
--59th & Lexington
Overheard by: Passerby
Man: Miss! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your hair! Are you interested in modeling?
Chick: Uh--
Man: I love the way you walk. Imagine! Down a runway!
Chick: It's because my heel is broken, you fuckhead.
--59th & Lexington
Overheard by: Passerby
Guy #1: So what are you doing this weekend?
Guy #2: I am heading out for my niece's birthday party.
Guy #1: Nice. Is she hot?
Guy #2: Well she's only 3, but she has some cute 4 year old friends I could introduce you to.
going to check out the blog.
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