What kind of an A Hole does this???

LOL Awsome. Good to see people still know how to enjoy themselves these days.

I was on GFY, and some dude was bitching about an old man in an elevator.

Classic!

haha is that your crazy shit for the day?
Thanks......

You're too uptight. You should have laughed and enjoyed the ride while eating your lunch.

bahahahah, you got owned

Actually, I think its kind of funny when older people do silly kid like stuff. I would have laughed. I mean seriously, did it really ruin your day?

I think it was the shock factor and my stress levels today.

It is funny when you look back.

Sorry dude, but you looked like you were stressed and in need of a extra long ride. Oh and I'm 30 not 50

It could have been worse... he could have left you a "gift" in there too.

That was Wielco in Cancun

i love it, i do shit like that all the time, and i won't stop even if i'm 70 yrs old, lololol

at least he didnt fart before the door closed.

I heard it happens.

Damn you and your shenanigans..that's annoying as hell..perhaps he just realized it and jumped out on that floor

I'm An Asshole - Dennis Leary
Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it

That's it, I'm going to be doing that everytime I'm in the elevator at the Phoenix forum, so if you see me coming out of the elevator don't go in it, or at least get ready to enjoy the ride!!!

There's only 3-4 floors. :-)

Actually, I am guilty of that thing as well...

Maybe he has OCD.

The best way to do it is when you get a group of people ALREADY IN the elevator. When you step out of the crowded elevator you press all the buttons and run.



I miss being a punk kid. Those were good times.

If thats all it takes to ruin your day, you probably dont have very many good days, do you?

Could be worse. Someone I knew from high school got on an elevator that's packed. The elevator has 24 floors to cover. He got in on the ground floor, FARTED (silent but deadly variety), and got off the second floor.

I was one of the people in the elevator and had to get off (involuntarily) on the 4th floor because the gas was giving me Carlos Castanedaesque hallucinations.

Once in my life, I also wanna try that to someone else-maybe to a stranger..

if thats all u got to worry about your cruisin dude lol

Funny, right now I don't have any crazy shit to share.

i have always wanted to try that in an elevator.

LOL

I actually don't know why no one has given elevators the option to 'turn off' the floor by pressing the button again.

speaking of assholes, just saw this in Cancun

a while ago i was working at a big financial firm, going to lunch with some coworkers, one of them rips a nasty fart just before we leave the elevator. as we get out this hot chick is walking in to go up. two seconds later we hear "guuuhh" and she runs out to get on a different elevator.

I have that shirt, although different font and bought from miami.

On another note, I like to fart on fully packed elevators.

Dude, that's gross! no one will admit who did that.

I Hope i still have good enough eye hand coordination in my 50's to press all the buttons in the elevator ha ha i still havent graduated past farting in elevators or dancing to the cheesy music