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**Scoobs** · 07-31-2001, 03:17 PM

- Wanna dance? (her answer)No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

- Is it just me, or does everyone here have a pick-up line?

- My friends are leaving, but I?d love it if you gave me a reason to stay.

- Those jeans seem to be working over time, what time do they get off?

- Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!

- You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!

- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya wanna do lunch?

**TheFLY** · 07-31-2001, 03:25 PM

I write poems for girls... here's a cheesy one I wrote and she has me read it to her over and over again ever since I gave it to her,

A rose is luxurious in its modesty,
When it chose the luscious red I see,
When it glows in her cheeks off petals of glee,
When it's held close, together, between you and me.

The explanation is that a rose doesn't know its beauty -- nor does it try to be beautiful -- that is pure modest beauty.

I never use lines but I've been accused of it.

One girl said to me, "I don't know, what do the other girls say?" -- then I paused and realized she was accusing me of using a line -- then said something like, "You're calling me a liar and you don't even know me?" Then she felt bad because she knew I was right and had to apologize... Just another snobby LA bitch...

Anyway I love these posts! -- I've been laughing my ass off...

**Biggy** · 07-31-2001, 04:32 PM

i got more traffic than phiber, lets fuck

**Phiber** · 07-31-2001, 04:42 PM

[This message has been edited by Phiber (edited 07-31-2001).]

**Meni** · 07-31-2001, 05:12 PM

Hi, I've seemed to misplaced my medal of honor, could you help me find it.

Say nothing, just look at her and lick your eyebrows

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**kandi** · 07-31-2001, 05:24 PM

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

**lagwagon** · 07-31-2001, 08:26 PM

You gonna eat that? No.. Well lets take that back to my place.

I didnt wip it out just for air baby

**Gemini** · 07-31-2001, 09:11 PM

I know it's old and such but the best one I ever had pulled was the age old: As long as I have a face, you will have something to sit on baby.

Might have just been the way the guy, or the way he said it but it touched something.

**washiez** · 07-31-2001, 10:10 PM

"Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"

**christy** · 07-31-2001, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by magnatique:
Hello. do you want to touch my pipi?

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LOL hehe that one's really funny
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**christy** · 07-31-2001, 11:49 PM

Here's some:

1) Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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2) Hey, wanna go half on a baby?
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3) Do you want to have sex with me?
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4) Do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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5) grab his/her ass and say "Is this seat taken?"
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( I think #3 will work better for women trying to pick up men...)
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**lagwagon** · 08-01-2001, 12:54 AM

I can see your pretty drunk. you better come back to my place.

is that a mirror in your pants.. screw the mirror lets fuck

Hey guess what? my moms not home

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