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Old 02-17-2003, 12:21 PM  
PinkNutz
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:2cents Michael Jackson is a fucking VAMPIRE

I dont know if anyone has noticed this or not. I have no doubt that MJ is an undead bloodsucker after watching that BBC interview. Consider these points...

- Alergic to sunlight?! He claims that the sun damages his skin, and anytime he is out in the daylight he always has that crew surrounding him with the huge black umbrellas.

- Live forever?! When MJ and that BBC dude were looking at the egyptian coffin thing, dude asked him "would you like to be buried in one of those?" And MJ says "no I am going to live forever..."

- Baby snatcher! MJ described snatching his newest baby from the womb as soon as he cut the umbillica and rushed home with it, placenta and all. WTF!!!! What kind of crazy fucking Nosferatu shit is that to do. What did he do with all that afterbirth juice?

- Mirrors? I didnt see any in the Interview. Vampires/MJ have no reflection.

- The kids! He's not molesting these children sexualy, he is feeding off of them at these "sleepovers". HE IS MOLESTING THIER BLOOD. I mean look at that kid who had cancer, that MJ somehow healed by hanging out with him. He didnt fucking heal anything, you cant just cure cancer. He made that kid into a vampire. Vampires dont get cancer because they are dead. Sadly, all of his supposed birth children are probably vampires too. Why else would they have to wear a mask or veil when in public. Cause the sun would fuck them up, and they are probably already super ugly little bloodsuckers anyways.

- Plastic Surgery/Deteriorating faetures... He claims only to have had 2 operations. He is probably not lying there. I theorize that after the one kid came forward and claimed the "abuse" , MJ knew the heat was on him and he better chill out with the feeding for a while. Having no sustinance for a couple of years really fucked his features up.

Just my Where is Dr. VanHelsing when you need him...
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