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  • TheSpreader
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 501

    #1

    My dick is so big...

    It has its own dick.
  • Fucksakes
    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
    • Dec 2003
    • 7567

    #2
    yeah its you. haha

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    • TheSpreader
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2003
      • 501

      #3
      Originally posted by Fucksakes
      yeah its you. haha
      Damn bro, that really did make me laugh out loud!

      If it weren't for you meddling kids I would have gotten away with this moronic thread! Dag nabbit!

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      • Ice
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 26053

        #4
        My dick is so big.....

        I have a personal assistant to carry it around for me
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        • TheSpreader
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2003
          • 501

          #5
          Originally posted by Ice
          My dick is so big.....

          I have a personal assistant to carry it around for me
          Works out perfectly then. It probably fits snug right on Juicy's shoulder. Paint him brown and give him a white tux and you got yourself a personal penis carrying Umpa Loompa.

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          • ForteCash
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2006
            • 3278

            #6
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            • TheSpreader
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2003
              • 501

              #7
              Originally posted by ForteCash
              You guys must use www.penilefitness.com
              Quit spamming your crap in my threads, dickhead. If I wanted penile fitness I would fuck your wife more than once a day.

              How are your wife and my kids?

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              • Anya
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 437

                #8
                Originally posted by Fucksakes
                yeah its you. haha
                I gotta remember that one!
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                • ForteCash
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 3278

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheSpreader
                  Quit spamming your crap in my threads, dickhead. If I wanted penile fitness I would fuck your wife more than once a day.

                  How are your wife and my kids?
                  www.penilefitness.com OUT

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                  • TheSpreader
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 501

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Anya
                    I gotta remember that one!
                    Damn Anya...you're pretty fucking hot!

                    If you play your cards right and the planets are aligned, you might get to sleep with me one day. Only time will tell.
                    Last edited by TheSpreader; 03-21-2006, 08:14 PM.

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                    • TheSpreader
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 501

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ForteCash
                      Who are you, the Billy Blanks of cocks? Penile fitness? Is that like doing finger curls with your fleshtone dumbell?

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                      • StickyGreen
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 13076

                        #12
                        lmao @ this thread...
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                        • ForteCash
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 3278

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TheSpreader
                          Who are you, the Billy Blanks of cocks? Penile fitness? Is that like doing finger curls with your fleshtone dumbell?

                          hehe, pretty much =)

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                          • TheSpreader
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 501

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ForteCash
                            hehe, pretty much =)
                            Oh yeah, well my cock can bench press 225lbs 10 times and my balls can squat 900. The weight belt hurts but I need the support. I don't want to bust a vein or throw a ball out.

                            Do you have any tips on how to cut up before a competition?

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                            • Ice
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26053

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheSpreader
                              Works out perfectly then. It probably fits snug right on Juicy's shoulder. Paint him brown and give him a white tux and you got yourself a personal penis carrying Umpa Loompa.


                              icq 1904905

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                              • Ice
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 26053

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TheSpreader
                                Oh yeah, well my cock can bench press 225lbs 10 times and my balls can squat 900. The weight belt hurts but I need the support. I don't want to bust a vein or throw a ball out.

                                Do you have any tips on how to cut up before a competition?


                                I have added more weight to the bar since that pic
                                icq 1904905

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                                • Anya
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 437

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Ice


                                  I have added more weight to the bar since that pic

                                  Show off


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                                  • alec
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 1877

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Ice


                                    I have added more weight to the bar since that pic

                                    Here comes the real life 'Man of Steel'.

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                                    • Anya
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 437

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheSpreader
                                      Damn Anya...you're pretty fucking hot!

                                      If you play your cards right and the planets are aligned, you might get to sleep with me one day. Only time will tell.
                                      Awww shucks, Spreader
                                      I'll be sure to get out my telescope and check the skies periodically

                                      Anya
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                                      • Ice
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 26053

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Anya
                                        Show off


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                                        • Jhaffgina
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 180

                                          #21
                                          You don't need to worry about it , I think that is very usefull baby.

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                                          • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 6269

                                            #22
                                            Got any pics? I want to see your dick... hehehe

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