Not only do you start talking more about your digestive system, you openly discuss your pooping schedule with strangers.
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I remember you talked about your poo schedule the first time we met. I think it was your ice breaker.
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When you have 5 pairs of reading glasses because you can't keep up with just one pair and can't read shit w/o them.
One of my attorneys has a handful of reading glasses on her conference room table for those of us who have forgotten ours and might want to actually read the contracts we're signing
I've also seen them at many restaurants lately.
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I just watched this movie "The bucket list" recently and one of the best lines was:
When you get old, you learn two things - 1. (i forgot) 2. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A FART
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you tend to seek younger woman because the ones in your age want to get married (edit: or are already married, LOL)I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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OK, well I actually have a theory that Im working on, based on the principle that we DONT infact actually get any older... But those around us get younger...
As an example the people you see each day, your friends and family, never actually age... you all remain pretty much the same...
Then one night your out driving, and get pulled over by a cop.. You wind down the window to show your licence, and realise that hes about 12 years old!
Your first though about him, is 'Does your mum know that your out this late at night'? and the second thing is 'Awww dont he just look so sweet dressed up in that fancy dress costume... Then it hits you...
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I still have to show my id when im buying alkohol and snuff
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lol my wife (28) cant understand why i have so many pairs of reading glasses. lolWhen you have 5 pairs of reading glasses because you can't keep up with just one pair and can't read shit w/o them.
One of my attorneys has a handful of reading glasses on her conference room table for those of us who have forgotten ours and might want to actually read the contracts we're signing I've also seen them at many restaurants lately.Comment
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I coach cheerleaders and tumbling and they're always trying to get me to do a back handspring, a tuck, or whatever I'm on their asses about doing correctly. Back in December we were practicing for a competition and they kept screwing up so I told them I'd tumble with them if they did their whole routine w/out a single mistake, which of course they did.
Before my feet even left the floor, I knew I had fucked up.
I never thought I'd see the day when something that used to be so easy, felt so bad.
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I forgot about another one- idiots who drive around with their music thumping and vibrating everything within a mile radius. God that annoys the shit out of me. It should be legal to shoot their windshield out.War National Damn Champions EagleComment
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You sit on the crapper and your balls get wet.Comment
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