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  • Sly
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    • Sep 2004
    • 31378

    #1

    Signs you are getting older

    Not only do you start talking more about your digestive system, you openly discuss your pooping schedule with strangers.

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  • Ice
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    • Nov 2002
    • 26053

    #2
    I remember you talked about your poo schedule the first time we met. I think it was your ice breaker.

    You had me at irregular...
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    • Peaches
      Old broad
      • Oct 2002
      • 13933

      #3
      When you have 5 pairs of reading glasses because you can't keep up with just one pair and can't read shit w/o them.

      One of my attorneys has a handful of reading glasses on her conference room table for those of us who have forgotten ours and might want to actually read the contracts we're signing I've also seen them at many restaurants lately.

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38952

        #4
        i like poo


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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38952

          #5
          I guess that means I must be getting old...


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          • polish_aristocrat
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            • Jul 2002
            • 40377

            #6
            Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
            i like poo
            tell us something we didn't already know...
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            • Eva PSC
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              • Feb 2008
              • 994

              #7
              I just watched this movie "The bucket list" recently and one of the best lines was:

              When you get old, you learn two things - 1. (i forgot) 2. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A FART

              LOL

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              • polish_aristocrat
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                • Jul 2002
                • 40377

                #8
                you tend to seek younger woman because the ones in your age want to get married (edit: or are already married, LOL)
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                • Violetta
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735

                  #9
                  my friends are becoming fathers... one by one...
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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38952

                    #10
                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                    tell us something we didn't already know...

                    OK, well I actually have a theory that Im working on, based on the principle that we DONT infact actually get any older... But those around us get younger...

                    As an example the people you see each day, your friends and family, never actually age... you all remain pretty much the same...

                    Then one night your out driving, and get pulled over by a cop.. You wind down the window to show your licence, and realise that hes about 12 years old!

                    Your first though about him, is 'Does your mum know that your out this late at night'? and the second thing is 'Awww dont he just look so sweet dressed up in that fancy dress costume... Then it hits you...

                    YOUR OLD !!!! LOL


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                    • halfpint
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                      • Jun 2007
                      • 15223

                      #11
                      I think the piles protrude more and become more painfull .. I hate getting older

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                      • Lee
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 2977

                        #12
                        Recovery time from sports takes a lot longer, and your kids say your hair colour is grey even when it still looks dark to you.

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                        • Dave PSC
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                          • Feb 2008
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rockatansky
                          my friends are becoming fathers... one by one...
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                          • NosMo
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                            • Mar 2007
                            • 1025

                            #14
                            When you hear your favorite Metal Band song as Muszac.....


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                              #15
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                              • D
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                                • Jan 2006
                                • 7412

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Eva PSC
                                When you get old, you learn two things - 1. (i forgot) 2. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A FART
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                                • Tom_PM
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NosMo
                                  When you hear your favorite Metal Band song as Muszac.....


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                                  • qdtobbe
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                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 1688

                                    #18
                                    I still have to show my id when im buying alkohol and snuff
                                    Guess im getting younger!
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                                    • Brother Bilo
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                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 4193

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Eva PSC
                                      I just watched this movie "The bucket list" recently and one of the best lines was:

                                      When you get old, you learn two things - 1. (i forgot) 2. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A FART

                                      LOL
                                      Shit, I don't trust a fart now and I'm only 27.

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                                      • baddog
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                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Eva PSC
                                        I just watched this movie "The bucket list" recently and one of the best lines was:

                                        When you get old, you learn two things - 1. (i forgot) 2. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A FART

                                        LOL
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                                        • Eva PSC
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                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 994

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                          Shit, I don't trust a fart now and I'm only 27.
                                          you sound like you had a bad experience.... hehe

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                                          • Brother Bilo
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                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 4193

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Eva PSC
                                            you sound like you had a bad experience.... hehe
                                            I used to drink a lot.

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                                            • Nasty D
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                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 2563

                                              #23
                                              Hangovers last 3 days instead of one


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                                              • GrouchyAdmin
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                                                • Apr 2006
                                                • 12085

                                                #24
                                                Oldies stations aren't all that bad anymore.. there's no vocoders other than Frampton.. and that was his 'thing'.

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                                                • Ycaza
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                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • Mutt
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                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 34431

                                                    #26
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                                                    • L-Pink
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 39151

                                                      #27
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                                                      • tony299
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                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 57021

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Peaches
                                                        When you have 5 pairs of reading glasses because you can't keep up with just one pair and can't read shit w/o them.

                                                        One of my attorneys has a handful of reading glasses on her conference room table for those of us who have forgotten ours and might want to actually read the contracts we're signing I've also seen them at many restaurants lately.
                                                        lol my wife (28) cant understand why i have so many pairs of reading glasses. lol

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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978

                                                          #29
                                                          Colds seem to last longer and the muscles get tired faster.

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                                                          • Chio
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                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                            #30
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                                                              #31
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • tony299
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 57021

                                                                  #33
                                                                  this thread is depressing me lol

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                                                                    #34
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • uno
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 18450

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Nasty D
                                                                          Hangovers last 3 days instead of one
                                                                          shit i used to NOT get hangovers at all.
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                                                                            • Holly
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                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 10017

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Lee
                                                                              Recovery time from sports takes a lot longer
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                                                                              Before my feet even left the floor, I knew I had fucked up. I never thought I'd see the day when something that used to be so easy, felt so bad.
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                                                                              • Holly
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                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 10017

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I forgot about another one- idiots who drive around with their music thumping and vibrating everything within a mile radius. God that annoys the shit out of me. It should be legal to shoot their windshield out.
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                                                                                  • uno
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                                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                    I forgot about another one- idiots who drive around with their music thumping and vibrating everything within a mile radius. God that annoys the shit out of me. It should be legal to shoot their windshield out.
                                                                                    I used to do that.
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                                                                                    • Holly
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                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                      • 10017

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by uno
                                                                                      I used to do that.
                                                                                      I used to ride around in cars with boys who did that. And I thought it was really great.
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                                                                                      • DigitalDruid
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                                                                                        • Oct 2007
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                                                                        my friends are becoming fathers... one by one...
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                            I forgot about another one- idiots who drive around with their music thumping and vibrating everything within a mile radius. God that annoys the shit out of me. It should be legal to shoot their windshield out.
                                                                                            Holly, did you go to Auburn?

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                                                                                            • Holly
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                                                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by jstizz
                                                                                              Holly, did you go to Auburn?

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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • halfpint
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                                  • 15223

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Insane Matt
                                                                                                  im only 20, ill be good for awhile
                                                                                                  I said that when I was 20 ..lol

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