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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    I hate Lawyers with a passion.........

    Bloodsucking leeches , but you fucking need em
  • Bryan G
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 8338

    #2
    Lawyers blow,
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    • KRL
      Entrepreneur
      • Oct 2002
      • 31429

      #3
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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by KRL
        Yeh, $395 an hour adds up fast.

        Very very fast..........

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          • May 2004
          • 11019

          #5
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          • King Adam
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 5408

            #6
            You guys are so stupid.

            Lawyers are the best. I haven't gotten sued since I don't do anything that would cause me to be sued.

            However, I have filed plenty of lawsuits and if it wasn't for good lawyers I would have gotten fucked out of a lot of money.

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            • Z
              Vidi Vici Veni
              • Nov 2002
              • 6308

              #7
              Hit me up for some kick ass lawyers down here in Panama, Juicy. It's three chicks that are partners. They know their shit and are HELLA cheap (as you'd say).

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              • GlydeGirl
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 1516

                #8
                Lawyers are a necessary evil -- especially in the highly litigious USA!

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                • hottoddy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 3049

                  #9
                  $395? Shit, I gotta raise my rates!
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                  • d_train
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 1527

                    #10
                    it sucks being a son of one
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                    • PixeLs
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                      • Jul 2005
                      • 11922

                      #11
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                      • lyn1
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 429

                        #12
                        I'm a lawyer fan. The family is full of them and it brings to mind a popular joke they like to spin...

                        "A doctor was at a function when a elderly patient of the doctors came up to him and asked him for some medical advice. After despatching the old man, the doctor turned to the lawyer standing next to him and asked him how he solved the problem of people just walking up and asking for free advice. "Simple said the dapper lawyer, I just send them a large bill". The doctor thought, this is a good idea so the next day, he sent the old man a bill for $100. The next day, he received an account from the lawyer for $395 for services rendered.

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                        • minusonebit
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 7391

                          #13
                          Everyone hates lawyers. Until they need one.

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                          • seeric
                            ..........
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 41917

                            #14
                            i used to nail one of the prosecutors from riverside county. haha. i fucked the law. all kidding a side, she was a great girl. really liked her, never looked at her like a lawyer.

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                            • tristan_D
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 7865

                              #15
                              how can I convince my kid to stop aspiring to be a lawyer
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                              • King Adam
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 5408

                                #16
                                Originally posted by d_train
                                it sucks being a son of one
                                Are you serious? I am a son of one too and thank god.

                                Do you have any idea how much trouble my old man got me out of when I was a troubled kid.

                                Having a lawyer in the family is great .. having one as your Dad .. priceless.

                                Just so everyone knows ... I LOVE MY DAD. He is my best friend, father, business partner and everything else in between.

                                Man, I'm 31 and I sound like a baby ... I love my daddy .. .wwhhhhaaaaaa

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                                • alec
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 1877

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                  Bloodsucking leeches , but you fucking need em
                                  They are professional swindlers...

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                                  • LiveDose
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                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 25792

                                    #18
                                    Lawyers have completely polluted the system.

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                                    • Bob_cougar
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 1935

                                      #19
                                      i still view the legal profession as one of the most noblest and misunderstood professions of all

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                                      • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                        I guarantee it
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 18314

                                        #20
                                        Yeah, i love lawyers to.

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                                        • maxxx_fucktor
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 1498

                                          #21
                                          when i grow up i want to be a lawyer.

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