"We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate."

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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #1

    "We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate."

    http://www.kptv.com/news/15270102/detail.html

    World's first vegan strip club...

    That's just awesome...


    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
  • LauraLee
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3821

    #2
    "(It?s) vixens, not veal, and sizzle, not steak" <--- Hilarious

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    • munki
      Do Fun Shit.
      • Dec 2004
      • 13393

      #3
      Originally posted by LauraLee
      "(It?s) vixens, not veal, and sizzle, not steak" <--- Hilarious

      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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      • wpkings
        Registered User
        • Jan 2008
        • 98

        #4
        A strip club with no meat and no smoking. Maybe they shouldn't serve alcohol either.
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        • munki
          Do Fun Shit.
          • Dec 2004
          • 13393

          #5
          Originally posted by wpkings
          A strip club with no meat and no smoking. Maybe they shouldn't serve alcohol either.

          I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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          • Brother Bilo
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2007
            • 4193

            #6
            So a bunch of boney vegan strippers....that's what they offer? Ya, I'm sure there will be dudes lining up around the block to see that.

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            • LiveDose
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              • Feb 2002
              • 25792

              #7
              Originally posted by wpkings
              A strip club with no meat and no smoking. Maybe they shouldn't serve alcohol either.


              Good point.

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              • munki
                Do Fun Shit.
                • Dec 2004
                • 13393

                #8
                It further beckons the question... if ya end up getting lucky with one... does a vegan stripper swallow?

                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                • florin
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 911

                  #9
                  Originally posted by munki
                  It further beckons the question... if ya end up getting lucky with one... does a vegan stripper swallow?
                  i knew one vegan chick; she was drinking milk, so why not swallow??

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                  • Dwreck
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 7362

                    #10
                    What does your diet have to do with your primal sexual desires lol

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                    • L-Pink
                      working on my tan
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151

                      #11
                      Will it put money in the bank? Of course not ... hahaha

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                      • Hell House Vic
                        Pay to Cum
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 1029

                        #12
                        nah it might take off... like a suicide girls / burning angel type thing. FUCK even I would be interested and I loathe strip clubs.

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Thought this was going to be about a Brazilian steakhouse.

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                          • munki
                            Do Fun Shit.
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 13393

                            #14
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            Thought this was going to be about a Brazilian steakhouse.

                            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                            • D Ghost
                              null
                              • May 2006
                              • 9820

                              #15
                              its an idea

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                              • Miss Munki
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 1355

                                #16
                                Originally posted by munki
                                It further beckons the question... if ya end up getting lucky with one... does a vegan stripper swallow?
                                Some vegans think it's all good, they compare it to nursing a baby

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                                • munki
                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 13393

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Munki's Girl
                                  Some vegans think it's all good, they compare it to nursing a baby
                                  noice...

                                  I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                  • IllTestYourGirls
                                    Ah My Balls
                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 14311

                                    #18
                                    Mormon strip clubs! No smoking not drinking, milk and cookies

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                                    • Skillz Unlimited
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 1541

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                      So a bunch of boney vegan strippers....that's what they offer? Ya, I'm sure there will be dudes lining up around the block to see that.

                                      lol! right!

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                                      • MandyBlake
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                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 17761

                                        #20
                                        oh that is hilarious.
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                                        • Fap
                                          Just Du It
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 12094

                                          #21
                                          damn vegans

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                                          • rip raster
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 2851

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by wpkings
                                            A strip club with no meat and no smoking. Maybe they shouldn't serve alcohol either.
                                            There is a strip club not far from where I live that doesn't serve alcohol. I do believe that you are required to buy a non-alcoholic beverage when inside and the price of those drinks are comparable to what you would pay for an alcoholic beverage anywhere else. It's quite the rip off to pay $5 for a little glass of orange juice or pop.

                                            The only real advantage to the consumer is that you are only required to be 18 instead of 19 which is the legal age to consume liquor here, and the lap dances are only $20 which is about half the price that other strip clubs charge. So really there are only a handful of people that benefit from them not serving liquor.

                                            The establishment on the other hand make off like bandits as a result. They still charge the same for non-alcoholic drinks as you would pay for alcoholic beverages elsewhere. They don't have to hire as many security/bouncers because there isn't a lot of the trouble often associated with alcohol consumption at other clubs. If it is suspected that someone has been drinking before they get to the club they will not be allowed to enter. One of the major benefits to the establishment is that they do not need a liquor license which can be very costly especially for a strip club.

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