Gays cause earthquakes!!

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  • Damian_Maxcash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 12745

    #1

    Gays cause earthquakes!!

    Its true -

    An Israeli MP has blamed parliament's tolerance of gays for earthquakes that have rocked the Holy Land recently.

    Shlomo Benizri, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party, said the tremors had been caused by lawmaking that gave "legitimacy to sodomy".

    Israel decriminalised homosexuality in 1988 and has since passed several laws recognising gay rights.

    Two earthquakes shook the region last week and a further four struck in November and December.

    Adoption

    Mr Benizri made his comments while addressing a committee of the Israeli parliament, or Knesset, about the country's readiness for earthquakes.

    He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".

    Israeli court rulings in recent years have granted inheritance rights to gay couples and recognised same-sex marriages performed abroad.

    Last week, Israel's attorney general ruled same-sex couples could adopt.
    I may need to lose a few pounds - but I am not that fucking big!!
    Last edited by Damian_Maxcash; 02-20-2008, 11:03 AM. Reason: Typo
  • Brother Bilo
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2007
    • 4193

    #2
    You didn't know that? Oh ya, gays have been causing natural disasters for years now. A new age Sodom and Gamora if you will.

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    • Sarah_Jayne
      Now with more Jayne
      • Dec 2002
      • 40077

      #3
      Well, now they can stop blaming it on us fat girls.

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      • D Ghost
        null
        • May 2006
        • 9819

        #4
        HAhahaaha roflmao!!!!

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        • KILL_FRENZY
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 6184

          #5
          lol

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          • Honez
            Confirmed Brat
            • Apr 2003
            • 6636

            #6
            Originally posted by Damian_Maxcash
            Its true -



            I may need to lose a few pounds - but I am not that fucking big!!
            Own it! That's right. You are earth shaking baby! ;)

            Edit: I mean own that you are gay and cause quakes, not, eh, nevermind.
            Last edited by Honez; 02-20-2008, 01:06 PM.
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