Everyone, please say a prayer for me

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  • Amp
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 1661
    #1

    Everyone, please say a prayer for me

    I have to take a giant shit tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'll survive the smell.

    Please, give your prayers to Allah for me, as I'm not sure how it will turn out.
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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18647
      #2
      the shit will probably turn out to become a 40 year old loser with tattoos all over his neck cause he thinks hes hardcore

      he will eventually have a midlife crisis and go on a drug fueled rampage on GFY trying to call everyone out

      and will be living off of his gf this entire time, while posting pictures of his girlfriends possesions to try and validate himself on a forum - trying to prove hes "made it" and is loving life


      I like turtles.

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        • Amp
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2001
          • 1661
          #3
          or, maybe it'll be some 19 year old wannabe, that has nothing to his name except a bunch of threads on a search results page, talking smack to people who could buy his whole life 1000 times over.



          but then.... who knows for sure.

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            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271
              #4
              Yeah, I will.

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                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18647
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Amp
                  or, maybe it'll be some 19 year old wannabe, that has nothing to his name except a bunch of threads on a search results page, talking smack to people who could buy his whole life 1000 times over.



                  but then.... who knows for sure.
                  hahaha

                  i don't care WHAT you say, because at the end of the day... i support myself financially and pay the rent with MY money

                  so that right there makes this "19 year old wannabe" more of a man then you'll ever be

                  hows it feel to be a male prostitute?
                  I like turtles.

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                    • Head_Hunter
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 907
                      #6
                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                      the shit will probably turn out to become a 40 year old loser with tattoos all over his neck cause he thinks hes hardcore

                      he will eventually have a midlife crisis and go on a drug fueled rampage on GFY trying to call everyone out

                      and will be living off of his gf this entire time, while posting pictures of his girlfriends possesions to try and validate himself on a forum - trying to prove hes "made it" and is loving life



                      Sorry bud you outta your leauge on this one .......

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                        • MarkTiarra
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 3833
                          #7
                          This thread is useless without...


                          Retired Pornosticator

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                            • sonofsam
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 18647
                              #8
                              MarkTiarra: that looks like a lizard!

                              I like turtles.

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                                • MarkTiarra
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 3833
                                  #9
                                  Sum bitch I think you are correct!

                                  I wonder if I could start a daily dump blog and takes pics of my dumps then read them like tea leaves to predict the future of the free world?

                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                  MarkTiarra: that looks like a lizard!


                                  Retired Pornosticator

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