My police chase, capture, and Thai prison time... (no pics)

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  • kmanrox
    aka K-Man
    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #1

    My police chase, capture, and Thai prison time... (no pics)

    FUCK ME! I was cruising down a 4 lane main road here in Bangkok and the police traffic cop sting was going down against motorcycle riders, I wasn't in the lefthand lane, so they ran out into the 3rd lane over and tried to get me to pull over.... I pretended I was going too fast so I couldnt stop where they wanted me to, once past them I floored it and figured I'd be home free..... BAM! Red light turns ahead of me and traffic jam gridlock happens... And fuck me if every major Thai intersection doesnt have a police substation/control booth under it. The traffic cop's bosses come running out, flag me to move my bike behind their booth.

    Now, in America, I'm going to jail for evading police, and a whole bunch of other shit, right? This pig tells me I have to pay him $25 for not pulling over when police told me to. WHAT THE FUCK??? $25!!!! I know damn well the going bribe rate is $5!! So I break his balls, tell him I have no money, etc etc, and eventually end up paying $10.... Fucking twice the bribe money I should have!!


    They got me good!!!


    ahahaaahahahahaahaha NOT...

    they got 0wn3d!! and can kiss my pearly white ass with that 10 bucks!
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  • BAKO
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    • Jul 2005
    • 18483

    #2
    i wish it was like that in LA
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    • dbavaria
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2005
      • 404

      #3
      You just doubled that cops earnings this month I bet he had a good day.

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      • BrettJ
        ol' timer
        • Jan 2001
        • 4715

        #4
        seattle is soo boring compared to your thai adventures

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        • jscott
          jscizzle
          • Feb 2001
          • 25484

          #5
          WTF man i wouldve been a little scared, if he asked me for $25 i'd have given him 30 lol

          good job for you man
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          • Manowar
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            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6

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            • kmanrox
              aka K-Man
              • Oct 2001
              • 29295

              #7
              Originally posted by jscott
              WTF man i wouldve been a little scared, if he asked me for $25 i'd have given him 30 lol

              good job for you man

              i used to get scared, now im used to it... i try to see how low I can get them to go, sometimes I get away for free if the cop is alone and doesnt speak engrish. ;-)
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              • The Ghost
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                • Oct 2004
                • 12188

                #8
                A good story is worth 400 baht
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                • BabeHunter
                  Webmaster
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 4063

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Ghost
                  A good story is worth 400 baht

                  Actully it's around 380baht now

                  hehe
                  Yep

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                  • Lord Nelson
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 715

                    #10
                    kman, any stories about being busted for pedophilia?

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                    • hova
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22430

                      #11
                      you are my hero
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                      • The Ghost
                        IslandDollars.com
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 12188

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BabeHunter
                        Actully it's around 380baht now

                        hehe
                        I know... it sucks.
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                        • Violetta
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 28735

                          #13
                          wtf? 10 bucks? that's like nothing
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                          • PixeLs
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                            • Jul 2005
                            • 11922

                            #14
                            Looks like a fun day at the street of Bangkok..

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                            • Wiggles
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                              • May 2004
                              • 14423

                              #15
                              other places would of beaten you to a pulp.
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                              • Sergio_AVAcash
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 638

                                #16
                                Since the time I bought my new sports car it happent to me very often lol

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                                • nick1980
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 1435

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sergio_TeenBoysCocks
                                  Since the time I bought my new sports car it happent to me very often lol
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                                  • Jer
                                    God is Brazilian
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 10601

                                    #18
                                    Hi kman

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                                    • UtahSaints
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 1538

                                      #19
                                      I have done it in Bali... never got to meet the cop..
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                                      • rodney25
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 7090

                                        #20
                                        great job, man!


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                                        • adultchica
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 5141

                                          #21
                                          haha I just decided to have respect for you now. Balls you have, and balls are sexy

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                                          • reynold
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 51271

                                            #22
                                            just be thankful you arr not in america. i think cops there are a little lenient.

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                                            • reed_4
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 9640

                                              #23
                                              Dude, you are like James Bond.

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                                              • SleazyDream
                                                I'm here for SPORT
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 41470

                                                #24
                                                was the cop a tranny?
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                                                • emthree
                                                  Dialer Kingpin
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 10816

                                                  #25
                                                  ROFL, funny story...
                                                  Bribe money was also $5 for me in South America.

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