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use this method to get laid from clubs - women are horny too - emotion rollercoaster

03-18-2006, 10:12 AM

Me - Hi
Her - Hi
Me - You probably tired of drunk idiots and there friend following you around, I want to find out what you are like ?

( sometimes here they try to through you off they might ask why ? tell me because they are different but never tell them why they are different )

continue .....

Her - Yes and ( laughs )
Me - What do you do ? What college you go to ? What do you see yourself in future doing ?
Her - ( answers question and would probably ask back )
Me - (Start jokes about her shoes or/and hair)
Her - (Either laugh or gets down)
Me - (Give her a compliment that you see in her that others dont earings or/and her outfit )

Close deal take her home or at least get the number

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03-18-2006, 10:15 AM

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03-18-2006, 10:15 AM

Try this one.

Me: Hey how ya doing?

Her: good.

Me: Want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

Her: ( either smacks the shit out of me and calls the cops, or fucks me.)

This method saves lots of time.

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03-18-2006, 10:17 AM

Too much work. Try this instead....

"So...Would you like to go fuck in the back seat of your new BWM?"

That line throws them off guard every time.
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03-18-2006, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

Try this one.

Me: Hey how ya doing?

Her: good.

Me: Want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

Her: ( either smacks the shit out of me and calls the cops, or fucks me.)

This method saves lots of time.

50-50 chance

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03-18-2006, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Too much work. Try this instead....

"So...Would you like to go fuck in the back seat of your new BWM?"

That line throws them off guard every time.

i have a toyota tercel

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03-18-2006, 10:26 AM

Re read what he said. SLOWLY!

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03-18-2006, 10:26 AM

LOL @ Aaron's ... should work fine with strippers and whores lol

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03-18-2006, 12:52 PM

meh stuff all that crap , just get straight to the questions that matter , walk up to some chick and pipe up with

do ya fuck on first dates, does ya dad own a brewery, can i feel ya tits or will your show em to me , do ya give head very often
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03-18-2006, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by Alphonso

Me - Hi
Her - Hi
Me - You probably tired of drunk idiots and there friend following you around, I want to find out what you are like ?

( sometimes here they try to through you off they might ask why ? tell me because they are different but never tell them why they are different )

continue .....

Her - Yes and ( laughs )
Me - What do you do ? What college you go to ? What do you see yourself in future doing ?
Her - ( answers question and would probably ask back )
Me - (Start jokes about her shoes or/and hair)
Her - (Either laugh or gets down)
Me - (Give her a compliment that you see in her that others dont earings or/and her outfit )

Close deal take her home or at least get the number

walking up to a random girl and start asking her what she sees herself doing with her life?

making a joke about her hair?

i'm sure you're a real hit with the ladies

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03-18-2006, 12:57 PM

3 ways to get a girl right now WORKS

1.Go to craigslist
2. go to erotic services
3. call girl and get her over

and wa la

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03-18-2006, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Alphonso

Me - (Start jokes about her shoes or/and hair)

let me guess, you're still a virgin, aren't you?
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03-18-2006, 01:08 PM

Let me tell you how it would play out, alphonso

alphonso - Hi
Her - Hi
alphonso - You probably tired of drunk idiots and there friend following you around, I want to find out what you are like ?

her: ummmm okay?

you: so yah.... your hair sure is big... and your shoes... they are.. umm different

her: yah, well you're fucking ugly and your glasses belong back in the 80's, you faggot

you: ........

you: .....so can i have your number?

her = not even standing there anymore

the end.

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03-18-2006, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

Let me tell you how it would play out, alphonso

alphonso - Hi
Her - Hi
alphonso - You probably tired of drunk idiots and there friend following you around, I want to find out what you are like ?

her: ummmm okay?

you: so yah.... your hair sure is big... and your shoes... they are.. umm different

her: yah, well you're fucking ugly and your glasses belong back in the 80's, you faggot

you: ........

you: .....so can i have your number?

her = not even standing there anymore

the end.

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Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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03-18-2006, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

Let me tell you how it would play out, alphonso

alphonso - Hi
Her - Hi
alphonso - You probably tired of drunk idiots and there friend following you around, I want to find out what you are like ?

her: ummmm okay?

you: so yah.... your hair sure is big... and your shoes... they are.. umm different

her: yah, well you're fucking ugly and your glasses belong back in the 80's, you faggot

you: ........

you: .....so can i have your number?

her = not even standing there anymore

the end.

You beat me to it. This is exactly what I was thinking.
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03-18-2006, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

Try this one.

Me: Hey how ya doing?

Her: good.

Me: Want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

Her: ( either smacks the shit out of me and calls the cops, or fucks me.)

This method saves lots of time.

i've used that technique (minus the appology part) on men, worked 100% of the time!

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03-18-2006, 01:32 PM

Works every time
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03-18-2006, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

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im not as good as sonofsam but....

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03-18-2006, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

walking up to a random girl and start asking her what she sees herself doing with her life?

making a joke about her hair?

i'm sure you're a real hit with the ladies

i made mistake trying to each people like because we need more of you ..... you buy them the drinks and i take them home

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03-18-2006, 01:35 PM

ask big papa the questions ????

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03-18-2006, 01:38 PM

Hmm...not too sure with those lines but if you twist your lines a bit, and add a few closing points, maybe, just maybe you will walk away with the digits.

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03-18-2006, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Too much work. Try this instead....

"So...Would you like to go fuck in the back seat of your new BWM?"

That line throws them off guard every time.

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03-18-2006, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by RayBonga

Works every time

i had a girl fall for that

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03-18-2006, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Alphonso

Me - Hi
Her - Hi
Me - You probably tired of drunk idiots and there friend following you around, I want to find out what you are like ?

( sometimes here they try to through you off they might ask why ? tell me because they are different but never tell them why they are different )

continue .....

Her - Yes and ( laughs )
Me - What do you do ? What college you go to ? What do you see yourself in future doing ?
Her - ( answers question and would probably ask back )
Me - (Start jokes about her shoes or/and hair)
Her - (Either laugh or gets down)
Me - (Give her a compliment that you see in her that others dont earings or/and her outfit )

Close deal take her home or at least get the number

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