Some cocky assholes next door

**xenigo** · 03-17-2006, 01:37 AM

Give me their number, and I'll call and say I'm the police. I'm sure they'll be intimidated, and will stop wrestling long enough for you to get some work done. Sound good?

**broke** · 03-17-2006, 01:39 AM

Light their front door on fire.

**webgurl** · 03-17-2006, 01:41 AM

well the idea of calling and pretending to be the police sounds good
i dunno the number though haha !
***annoyed***

**webgurl** · 03-17-2006, 01:42 AM

What i need is macho man to bang on their door to tell
them to tone shit down or else ......
I just don't cut it for being scary enough

**xenigo** · 03-17-2006, 01:43 AM

Maybe you should dress up in your police uniform, and knock on their door. After your done with them, then you can come knock on my door. I haven't done any wrestling tonight.

**webgurl** · 03-17-2006, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by xenigo

Maybe you should dress up in your police uniform, and knock on their door. After your done with them, then you can come knock on my door. I haven't done any wrestling tonight.

are you trying to cyber with me

still *annoyed*

**da man** · 03-17-2006, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by broke

Light their front door on fire.

**xenigo** · 03-17-2006, 01:47 AM

Me? Nuh uh, no way. Wouldn't do such a thing.

**the Shemp** · 03-17-2006, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by webgurl

Its almost 3am PST trying to work and
the guys next doors is playing really extreme loud music
and to boot there are 3-5 idiot guys sounds like wresting
or something . I think they are drunk

i hate my neighbors too...

**webgurl** · 03-17-2006, 01:51 AM

sheeeeeeeeeemp

make it stop !!! I am so annoyed right now
my lil brain hurts .

**webgurl** · 03-17-2006, 01:51 AM

whats the local number i call for a noise complaint 9-1-1 ?

**broke** · 03-17-2006, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by webgurl

whats the local number i call for a noise complaint 9-1-1 ?

In most places 311 is the non-emergency number.

**the Shemp** · 03-17-2006, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by webgurl

sheeeeeeeeeemp

make it stop !!! I am so annoyed right now
my lil brain hurts .

i thought you lived in a concrete hi-rise?

**everestcash** · 03-17-2006, 01:55 AM

i understand your frustration

**webgurl** · 03-17-2006, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by the Shemp

i thought you lived in a concrete hi-rise?

I'm not downtown right now going there tomorrow

**StatsJunky** · 03-17-2006, 02:25 AM

We had a false fire alarm go off in our building at 4:30 AM this morning for about 15 minutes. I was one of the lucky ones that was awake. I can only imagine how pissed off the people that were sleeping were.

**bellskids** · 03-17-2006, 02:29 AM

Take your sledgehammer and put it through their front door. You do have a sledgehammer right?

**bellskids** · 03-17-2006, 02:31 AM

Originally posted by StatsJunky

We had a false fire alarm go off in our building at 4:30 AM this morning for about 15 minutes. I was one of the lucky ones that was awake. I can only imagine how pissed off the people that were sleeping were.

oh man that fucking sucks, when I was at Uni and living in halls they insisted on doing a random fire drill at around 330am once a term. First time it happend we were still awake and smoking so it wasnt too bad. 2nd time it happened I dreamt i was in a prison riot then realised the alarms were not a dream lol. Standing outside half asleep at 4am in the middle of January in the UK fucking sucks.

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 03-17-2006, 04:14 AM

There is not much you can say to several drunk guys at 3 am that is going to do anything but start a fight and the it will make the noise get louder..

ear plugs or a hand grenade

**Michaelious** · 03-17-2006, 06:17 AM

Bazooka????

**Michaelious** · 03-17-2006, 06:17 AM

play exceptionally loud music

**dynastoned** · 03-17-2006, 06:21 AM

Originally posted by webgurl

What i need is macho man to bang on their door to tell
them to tone shit down or else ......
I just don't cut it for being scary enough

go buy a 45 and show up at there front door im sure they might catch a clue.

**Phoenix** · 03-17-2006, 06:26 AM

sucks...i hate neighbours..cant wait till i can live out in the country again

**OG LennyT** · 03-17-2006, 06:41 AM

call the cops... inconsiderate bastards

**tranza** · 03-17-2006, 06:54 AM

That sucks

**webgurl** · 03-17-2006, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by dvd316

call the cops... inconsiderate bastards

I just did haven't slept yet it's 8am

**rip raster** · 03-17-2006, 07:31 AM

You should have called me I would have sent Buster over to take care of things for you, he just got out of the pen and is very easily agitated

**WarChild** · 03-17-2006, 07:34 AM

That's why I love Cosat Rica. No such thing as noise complaints, and neighbors wouldn't dare ask me to be quiet.

**BAKO** · 03-17-2006, 07:36 AM

Can i come and kick some ass

**rip raster** · 03-17-2006, 07:39 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

That's why I love Cosat Rica. No such thing as noise complaints, and neighbors wouldn't dare ask me to be quiet.

I think they may be afraid of becoming dog food

**webgurl** · 03-17-2006, 07:44 AM

alright the cops came by and told the
guys to stfu so i am going to attempt rest
now

**CherryLipsRosa** · 03-17-2006, 07:50 AM

I am sure they are out by now lol

**fuzebox** · 03-17-2006, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

That's why I love Cosat Rica. No such thing as noise complaints, and neighbors wouldn't dare ask me to be quiet.

Ok, I'm moving to your hood... I get a couple noise complaints a week

**Manowar** · 03-17-2006, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by broke

Light their front door on fire.

**jjjay** · 03-17-2006, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

That's why I love Cosat Rica. No such thing as noise complaints, and neighbors wouldn't dare ask me to be quiet.

you're so badass

**pornguy** · 03-17-2006, 09:33 AM

Take a bucket of water and throw it at the base of thier door. It will roll under and make a nice mess.

**Vitasoy** · 03-17-2006, 01:59 PM

Yea the cops usually shut them up pretty quick

**tornell** · 03-17-2006, 02:02 PM

**Stallion** · 03-17-2006, 02:05 PM

yeah call the cops.

**NoWhErE** · 03-17-2006, 02:30 PM

Light a bag full of dog feces on fire, put it in front of your door and ring the door bell!

No wait... put it in front of THEIR door and ring your door bell...

No shit, thats not it!

Oh life is so complicated sometimes

**loverboy** · 03-17-2006, 02:36 PM

happens to my one time, jackhammer rolling the streets for the whole day.

i ended up staying at someone else's place just to avoid any bloody confrontation

**WarChild** · 03-17-2006, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by fuzebox

Ok, I'm moving to your hood... I get a couple noise complaints a week

Well let's see, I live in a big house with a yard around it. A yard full of Rottweilers. That's probably got more to do with it it than anything else. ;)

**WarChild** · 03-17-2006, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by jjjay

you're so badass

I know it's difficult, but just try not being a clown.

**Mike Seth** · 03-17-2006, 03:37 PM

This might be a good thread to tell a boarding school story.

So I was in a boarding school. Don't ask.

Our dorms' first floor was girls. The other one was boys.

The girls that lived in the room under us were bookworm nerds. They were the worst possible type of cocky, self-involved, fat & ugly bitches who wouldn't ever dream of having a penis applied to them. Their entire time was spent with homework, and that's when they weren't besieging the library or volunteering to pick oranges or whatever it is that nerd girls do out of boredom.

Now in our room there was a party. I don't mean as in once upon a time; it was rather a non-stop alcohol & loud music party that took a break for the studies once a day. Needless to say that alcohol was strictly forbidden in the dorms (and we weren't exactly legal drinking age either) which only made it more attractive.

Naturally, the nerd girls snitched. They invented quite some creative ways to have us nailed for our endless music & drink parties. They would say that the music distracts them but that's really not it; they simply envied the fun and wanted attention.

They kept whining and whining to the superiors and we were getting our ass kicked (and some people were facing expulsion) for this over and over by the school nazi board. Eventually, the school hired rent-a-cop who would walk around the dorm at night and make sure that no one is doing something controversial or anti-educational. This really got on our nerves and we decided that it was the time for revenge.

This is how we won once and for all:

1. We obtained the master key for all doors in the dorm.
2. At approximately 2 am one night a camouflaged party entered the nerds' room while they were all asleep.
3. All lockers and bags were quietly opened and all the stuff was removed and placed on the floor.
4. The door was locked back, and a match was put into the lock from outside and broken so that the door can't be opened from the inside.
5. The power to the nerd room was cut off, thanks to clearly marked safety switches in the box.
6. Two big buckets were filled with cold water and floor cleaning liquid for some nasty soapy bubbles & smell
7. The buckets were emptied through the opening under the room's door.
8. Someone found an old rag outside. It was put next to the door and set on fire. For the smell.
9. A dozen of guys RAN AROUND THE GOD DAMN FLOOR YELLING "FIRE! FIRE! RUN OUTSIDE! WE ARE BURNING!"

The victory vas ours...

**CyberHustler** · 03-17-2006, 03:51 PM

this is the cockiest asshole I ever seen

**u-Bob** · 03-17-2006, 04:58 PM

just call Jack Bauer

**Rictor** · 03-17-2006, 05:05 PM

Eh, stop working and go party with them.

**u-Bob** · 03-17-2006, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Mike Seth

This might be a good thread to tell a boarding school story.

So I was in a boarding school. Don't ask.

Our dorms' first floor was girls. The other one was boys.

The girls that lived in the room under us were bookworm nerds. They were the worst possible type of cocky, self-involved, fat & ugly bitches who wouldn't ever dream of having a penis applied to them. Their entire time was spent with homework, and that's when they weren't besieging the library or volunteering to pick oranges or whatever it is that nerd girls do out of boredom.

Now in our room there was a party. I don't mean as in once upon a time; it was rather a non-stop alcohol & loud music party that took a break for the studies once a day. Needless to say that alcohol was strictly forbidden in the dorms (and we weren't exactly legal drinking age either) which only made it more attractive.

Naturally, the nerd girls snitched. They invented quite some creative ways to have us nailed for our endless music & drink parties. They would say that the music distracts them but that's really not it; they simply envied the fun and wanted attention.

They kept whining and whining to the superiors and we were getting our ass kicked (and some people were facing expulsion) for this over and over by the school nazi board. Eventually, the school hired rent-a-cop who would walk around the dorm at night and make sure that no one is doing something controversial or anti-educational. This really got on our nerves and we decided that it was the time for revenge.

This is how we won once and for all:

1. We obtained the master key for all doors in the dorm.
2. At approximately 2 am one night a camouflaged party entered the nerds' room while they were all asleep.
3. All lockers and bags were quietly opened and all the stuff was removed and placed on the floor.
4. The door was locked back, and a match was put into the lock from outside and broken so that the door can't be opened from the inside.
5. The power to the nerd room was cut off, thanks to clearly marked safety switches in the box.
6. Two big buckets were filled with cold water and floor cleaning liquid for some nasty soapy bubbles & smell
7. The buckets were emptied through the opening under the room's door.
8. Someone found an old rag outside. It was put next to the door and set on fire. For the smell.
9. A dozen of guys RAN AROUND THE GOD DAMN FLOOR YELLING "FIRE! FIRE! RUN OUTSIDE! WE ARE BURNING!"

The victory vas ours...

What happened next?

**Mike Seth** · 03-18-2006, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by u-Bob

What happened next?

Someone got expelled, but the partying went on as they never dared snitching again.

Some cocky assholes next door

Some cocky assholes next door

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