crazy things i've done:
- woke up with an ugly girlfriend after a night of drinking. (twice)
- woke up in the drunk tank passed out on the cold hard bright white porcilin floor covered in puke
- picked a fight with a bouncer and got my face broken with brass knuckles
- let a girl i was dating drive my friends car to another city 4 hours away. it was a standard. she didn't know how to drive standard. getting there was her learning experience. when we got there, the car didnt sound healthy.
- had unprotected sex with a stripper.. and again, and after that... again.
- there's been occasions where i've had to take a big shit in a bathroom with no toilet paper -- magazine pages and newspaper aint fun.
tons of other shit too, but you get the idea.
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I carried a 12 guage pump down main street to my girlfriends friends birthday party and kicked in the door waving it in peoples faces, watching them piss their pants. I was so outraged I forgot to remove the HUGE BLUE CABLE LOCK... needless to say, they were so scared they never even noticed.
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Here's a photo collection of some of the craziest things I've done
Cool cinema, but full of asbestos and shit in the air. Hence the pretty light rays.
Climing up this perfectly nice bridge, abseiling out, ascending to the top pylon, attaching christmas lights, and then abseiling back down.
Then doing it the year after to add more lights.
Cranes in the city. This one is pretty self explanatory really.
Abseiling into this huge thing at 3AM in the morning. the tip to tip diameter of this funnel is 50m, internal diameter 12m, drop is 90m down. Amazing. Crazy. It was freezing cold, and it's weird abseiling into nothing. Great fun though!
Dead on top of the malting plant in toronto. Getting into this thing w/o any ladder assistance was a bitch. Seriously one of the things I wouldn't do twice, cos I wouldn't be lucky the second time ;)
Inside a powerstation next to the niagra feeding river, about 500m from the falls.
Going down these stairs. 8 stories underground. Pissing down with water because all the walls are leaking. freaky.
Fireworks inside a bridge. The little doorway is twice the height of me.
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