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Ever been caught masturbating?

03-16-2006, 06:16 AM

Ok, time to share your worst stories.

Last night I was getting it on and all of a sudden my gf (who I live with) comes out of the bedroom (where I thought she was sleeping) and sees me naked in front of the PC watching a nasty cumshot scene, LOL!!

Anyway, she acted like she didn't notice and went to the bathroom. Pretty embarrassing nonetheless.

There's an idea for another thread: is it ok to masturbate daily even if you live with a woman?

Ok, all those who are willing share your stories.
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03-16-2006, 06:20 AM

i was wacking off one time, and my mom walked in but my back was to her, so for all i know she didnt REALLY see what was going on, but it was a totally weird situation, i was stuttering words and shit, she was telling me dinner was ready

i was like "oh oh oh k k k, ok , i'll be in, i'll be there in a , in a minute"

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03-16-2006, 06:24 AM

Originally posted by Canibal-7

Ok, time to share your worst stories.

Last night I was getting it on and all of a sudden my gf (who I live with) comes out of the bedroom (where I thought she was sleeping) and sees me naked in front of the PC watching a nasty cumshot scene, LOL!!

Anyway, she acted like she didn't notice and went to the bathroom. Pretty embarrassing nonetheless.

haha... that sucks! I have never been caught

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03-16-2006, 06:44 AM

lol...shit that would totally suck
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03-16-2006, 06:45 AM

whats masturbating?

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03-16-2006, 06:46 AM

no .
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03-16-2006, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by thinkx

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03-16-2006, 07:34 AM

I don't understand how you can "get caught" by your girlfriend. I thought it was normal to openly jerk off around one's girlfriend. I have always done it.

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03-16-2006, 07:47 AM

My girlfriend catches me all the time ;) LOL...

she joins in ;) Or offers to finish me with her mouth :D

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03-16-2006, 07:49 AM

I guess it is normal. I've told her before that I do mastrubate, but it's been kind of a secret thing for me. I don't like for other people to know I do it and I certainly can't do it front of someone else. The only times I do is if we're having sex, becuase she likes it then. But if it's just to cum, then it's personal and I don't want somebody walking in on me. Very embarrassing.
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03-16-2006, 08:37 AM

nope i havent
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03-16-2006, 08:39 AM

Nope, but had some very close calls

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03-16-2006, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by Vitasoy

Nope, but had some very close calls

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03-16-2006, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by twisted Illustration

My girlfriend catches me all the time ;) LOL...

she joins in ;) Or offers to finish me with her mouth :D

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03-16-2006, 09:59 AM

is it ok to masturbate daily even if you live with a woman?

My husband and I are having sex daily and between that we both masturbate.
My feeling is that more I have sex more I want it and it´s the same with my husband. So I think, that it´s totaly natural.

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03-16-2006, 10:06 AM

my mom almost caught me a few time when i was a kid, thats super embarrassing, especially when you just start cumming and she walks in and you try to cover up.

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03-16-2006, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by jscott

i was wacking off one time, and my mom walked in but my back was to her, so for all i know she didnt REALLY see what was going on, but it was a totally weird situation, i was stuttering words and shit, she was telling me dinner was ready

i was like "oh oh oh k k k, ok , i'll be in, i'll be there in a , in a minute"

I had very similar experince! All speech seems to go lol

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03-16-2006, 11:35 AM

hahaha ok It took me a while to find it but every time I see this I gotta laugh again... wonder how many of you guys get it

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03-16-2006, 12:37 PM

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03-16-2006, 12:39 PM

My guy jerks off all the time in addition to our busy sex life. I walk in on him from time to time and it's no big deal.
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03-16-2006, 05:11 PM

I've never been caught. I'm a smooth jerker

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03-16-2006, 05:23 PM

Yeah, once. It was pretty bad.

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03-16-2006, 06:31 PM

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03-16-2006, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by jscott

i was wacking off one time, and my mom walked in but my back was to her, so for all i know she didnt REALLY see what was going on, but it was a totally weird situation, i was stuttering words and shit, she was telling me dinner was ready

i was like "oh oh oh k k k, ok , i'll be in, i'll be there in a , in a minute"

LOL AWWW

dude, i used to masturbate to 'erotic stories' when i was like 12. seriously. the computer was in our formal living room and i would print out stories and take them to my room. i hid them under my mattress. i'm a total pansy and i didn't sleep in my room for a few weeks because i kept having nightmares and i was scared of it. my mom saw the stories in there one morning and confronted me about them, lolol

aaaand she walked in on me reading one on the computer when it finally got moved to my room

aaaand once my cousin knocked on the door (the ps2 was in my room and he wanted a game) and i said HOLD ON, tried to minimize shit as fast as i could, got up and unlocked it and the mouse fell and maximized it somehow. blonde with fake tits getting felt up. woo awesome. man, that was awkward. we never went rollerblading again!

ok, i was an early bloomer, lol

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03-16-2006, 06:52 PM

Not yet. My hearing is so sensitive with incoming footsteps..

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03-16-2006, 06:53 PM

A few years ago, a housemate walked in on me. It was totally awkward. He just stood there, looking with a perplexed look on his face, and kinda waved at me.

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03-16-2006, 07:00 PM

I got caught by a friends mom when I was 16. I used to spend the night over at his house all the time. We both had part time jobs and he worked on sunday mornings for about 3 hours. So he was gone and i got up and got in the shower and was getting after it and his mom walked into the bathroom (I must not have heard her open the door), and pulled back the curtian to ask me something. She was that kind of person, had no bounderies and so she had seen me naked before. that I wasn't embarassed about, that I was mid stroke is what got me. She just looked at me, said what she had to say, closed the curtian and left and never said anything of it...I'm sure she knew what was going on, but she never mentioned it. still it was awkward.

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03-16-2006, 07:04 PM

I like to get caught jerking my gerkin. When people catch me, I usually stop and wave and say "HI, how are ya? I'll be done in a second.", then ask them to come on in. Then when they shut the door, I say "hey where ya going?".

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03-16-2006, 07:48 PM

Nope, I'm good in hiding.

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03-16-2006, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by thinkx

hahaha ok It took me a while to find it but every time I see this I gotta laugh again... wonder how many of you guys get it

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03-16-2006, 10:18 PM

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03-16-2006, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Nismo

I like to get caught jerking my gerkin. When people catch me, I usually stop and wave and say "HI, how are ya? I'll be done in a second.", then ask them to come on in. Then when they shut the door, I say "hey where ya going?".
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03-16-2006, 11:12 PM

no i got a good spot at the office

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03-16-2006, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by thinkx

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03-17-2006, 12:11 AM

i got cought this one time. .. there was a lot of laughing and screaming and name calling, but it wasnt my fault
who said that bitch could even sit next to me on the bus
there were plenty of other seats for her

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03-17-2006, 12:12 AM

On advice from my lawyer, i am not answering that question.
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03-17-2006, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by free4porn

I had very similar experince! All speech seems to go lol

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03-17-2006, 02:45 AM

my eyesight is so bad from whacking off I wouldn't even notice if someone was watching me

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03-17-2006, 04:25 AM

Originally posted by Pinklinkz

i got cought this one time. .. there was a lot of laughing and screaming and name calling, but it wasnt my fault
who said that bitch could even sit next to me on the bus
there were plenty of other seats for her

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03-17-2006, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by thinkx

hahaha ok It took me a while to find it but every time I see this I gotta laugh again... wonder how many of you guys get it

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03-17-2006, 05:18 AM

is it masturbation when i'm stroking my girlfriend???

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03-17-2006, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by absolutte

is it ok to masturbate daily even if you live with a woman?

My husband and I are having sex daily and between that we both masturbate.
My feeling is that more I have sex more I want it and it´s the same with my husband. So I think, that it´s totaly natural.

my girlfriend seems to think for some reason that masturbating means she isn't enough for me. she just doesn't get it.

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03-17-2006, 05:43 AM

I've been caught a few times....but who cares about it?

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03-17-2006, 05:59 AM

Haven't been caught yet...but I am still trying like hell

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03-17-2006, 06:07 AM

never been caught but surely it aint a big deal
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03-17-2006, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by jscott

i was wacking off one time, and my mom walked in but my back was to her, so for all i know she didnt REALLY see what was going on, but it was a totally weird situation, i was stuttering words and shit, she was telling me dinner was ready

i was like "oh oh oh k k k, ok , i'll be in, i'll be there in a , in a minute"

I don't see the problem. Your mom is hot!

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03-17-2006, 08:08 AM

I was never caught And I would say that it's totally normaly to do that even if you are in a couple... why not?

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03-17-2006, 08:14 AM

Never caught yet

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