There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
One, two, princes kneel before you
(thathahaha8217;s what I said, now)
Princes, princes who adore you
(just go ahead, now)
One has diamonds in his pockets
(that sounds great, now)
This one, said he wants to buy you lockets
(ainhahaha8217;t in his head, now)
This one, he got a princely racket
(that's what I said, now)
Got some big seal upon his jacket
(ain't in his head, now)
Marry him, your father will condone you
(how bout that, now)
Marry me, your father will disown you
(he'll eat his hat, now)
Aww, marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you b baby can't you see?
Ain't got no future or a family tree,
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be....
Said, if you want to call me baby
(just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(just go ahead, now)
An if you wanna buy me flowers
(just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(just go ahead, now)
Said, one, two, princes kneel before you
(that's what I said, now)
Princes, princes who adore you
(just go ahead, now)
One has diamonds in his pockets
(that sounds great, now)
This one, he wants to buy you lockets
(ain't in his head, now)
Marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
Ain't got no future or a family tree,
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
Said, if you want to call me baby
(just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(just go ahead, now)
If you wanna buy me flowers
(just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(just go ahead, now)
And if you want to call me baby
(just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(just go ahead, now)
If you'd like buy me flowers
(just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(just go ahead, now)
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