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Originally Posted by starpimps
i made 0 dollars in porn last year
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Oh noes! Just follow Sands' patented "Make M0ney in Pr0nz" process:
Step 1 - Register a sexy domain name.
- Good: SuperHotPornChicksSuckingDicks.com
- Bad: WeWillInstallSpyware.com
Step 2 - Sign up with a reputable sponsor that maintains a rich portfolio of paysites.
- Good: Jenna Cash
- Bad: Zango
Step 3 - Add promo materials to the site.
- Good: Free hosted galleries, odd sized banners, "join now!" links.
- Bad: One 1280x1024 image that's a close-up of a butthole, and nothing else.
Step 4 - Create entertaining text that SE's will devour and surfers will enjoy.
- Good: "Jenna Jameson is a household name, so be sure to invite her into your household so you can watch her doing what she does best: sucking cock, getting fucked, and taking uber-loads of sticky spooge at ClubJenna.com!"
- Bad: "Hi frend! You buy these pills make ur womans big with pleasure at your huge sized dik! Be shark not little fish, clck here!
Step 5 - Make sure your new site doesn't go stale, and always add new features and content to keep the end-user experience fresh, novel, and enjoyable.
- Good: Daily updates, POTD and MOTD plugins, and polls.
- Bad: Merciless parades of pop-ups, redirects to installers, and endless circle-jerking.
With these simple five steps you'll gain $9,000 to $10,000 or 1 to 3 inches in a matter of months!
