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  • Steve Awesome
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2007
    • 1575

    #1

    feel fat? replace a meal with this...

    1 package of celery hearts
    1 package sugar-free Jello

    Scenario 1:
    Prepare the jello well in advance so you'll have it ready as a "desert." Take apart the celery stalk. Wash well. Sprinkle liberally with salt to taste. You can also put any other non-sugar based spice on it (pepper, dried jalapeno flakes, whatever). No dressings unless you can get a hold of Maple Grove Farms of Vermont Sugar-Free balsamic vinaigrette (0 calories a serving -- make sure you don't accidentally pick up the Fat-Free variety as it still has sugar in it). The celery sticks are about 6 calories a piece. Your body actually uses more energy digesting it than those 6 calories (therefore it's negative calories). The jello is your desert and is only 40 calaries per ~ 1.5 cups (which should be very filling).

    Scenario 2:
    The combo! This one's a little weird, but it's worth a shot. Cut the celery into bite sized pieces and mix in with the jello. Cool in the fridge for ~ 2 hrs and eat up. The same caloric intake as above still applies.

    I know it sounds weird, but this is a great low-cal cheap meal replacement. Too bad they don't still make celery flavored jello -- a failed experiment in the 60's...

    Last edited by Steve Awesome; 02-11-2008, 01:12 PM.
  • Socks
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 8475

    #2
    This is why people choose to be fat.

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    • Steve Awesome
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2007
      • 1575

      #3
      Originally posted by Socks
      This is why people choose to be fat.
      I'd suggest to those people that you can use this to bring your weight down so you can eat normal meals of regular food you're used to. Smaller portions always help, too. The trick is feeling full after a small meal and this always does the trick.

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      • LauraLee
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 3821

        #4
        I am filing this one under interesting. If applied, can certainly see how this could work.

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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085

          #5
          I was expecting this:



          Celery actually takes more calories for your body to break down than it has content. In this way, it's like the blog of vegetables.

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
            I was expecting this:



            Celery actually takes more calories for your body to break down than it has content. In this way, it's like the blog of vegetables.
            yep if you were stuck on a island with nothing to eat but cases of celery in theory you would starve to death.

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            • GrouchyAdmin
              Now choke yourself!
              • Apr 2006
              • 12085

              #7
              Originally posted by tony404
              yep if you were stuck on a island with nothing to eat but cases of celery in theory you would starve to death.
              I know I would. Fuck Celery.

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              • Fap
                Just Du It
                • Feb 2004
                • 12094

                #8
                sounds awful..

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                • Steve Awesome
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1575

                  #9
                  Originally posted by banthis
                  sounds awful..
                  Scenario one is just like eating a salad and a desert. Nothing too barbaric about that. Just super fucking minimal.

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                  • pornguy
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 62910

                    #10
                    I would say just get off your ass, and move a little and drink more water. I have already dropped 10 pounds in 2 weeks doing just that.
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                    • digifan
                      The Profiler
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14618

                      #11
                      A hard boiled egg or two would do the same.
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                      • latinasojourn
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 3191

                        #12
                        gimmicks do work short-term, but won't work long-term.

                        keeping the weight off requires a real change of habits, diet + exercise.

                        it's a physics thing.

                        and getting off all junk food is a main part of the equation, and without some study most people will never understand why they need to do this, here's a start:

                        http://www.michaelpollan.com/indefense.php

                        good luck.

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                        • papill0n
                          Unregistered Abuser
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 15547

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Socks
                          This is why people choose to be fat.

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                          • CaptainHowdy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94045

                            #14
                            Originally posted by digifan
                            A hard boiled egg or two would do the same.
                            I agree... bananas are great too.

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