Good things about war

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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    Good things about war

    Ok, I said I wouldn't talk about the war anymore. I lied.

    While people get killed in wars and stuff, there are also a number of good things about it:

    - the more soldiers go to war, the better the ratio of chicks/men is for the ones who stay behind during the war
    - the more soldiers get killed, the better the ratio of chicks/men is for the ones who survive for years to come
    - during times of war people often are emotional and impulsive. a real man ofcourse knows how to make good use of this, and will benefit greatly from the fear and emotion among women (= get laid), especially of the ones whose partners are in the army
    - the more men get killed in the war, the less men will return to compete with you for jobs in the future
    - anti-war demonstrations are a great way to meet chicks! (remember the 60's? "free love" actually was invented by the men that stayed behind during Vietnam so they could benefit from the great women/men ratio at that time)
    - need a pick-up line? war is a great topic for casual conversation!

    only one real bad thing about it though, all the guys who get killed will never buy a membership to one of your sites again
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    I get laid more when we are in war

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    • onewebsite
      Registered User
      • Sep 2001
      • 13

      #3
      I think the thing about the war is we can try to prevent a major occurance about 9/11 unfortunately some smaller stuff will happen most likely because of the war. I guess it's all about the big picture. I like your posts above.
      onewebsite.com

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      • pr0
        rockin tha trailerpark
        • May 2001
        • 23088

        #4
        interesting perspective
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        • benthompson
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 553

          #5
          I am laughing to your post and crying for you...
          No signature.. I am bored of the signatures aswell..

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          • KRL
            Entrepreneur
            • Oct 2002
            • 31429

            #6
            The USA will make a shit load of money off this war if it happens.
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            • twistyneck
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2002
              • 4660

              #7
              Don't forget about all the dead Muslims. Each one is a walking time bomb.

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              • Max Walker
                Registered User
                • Jan 2003
                • 41

                #8
                Don't know is that statement was supposed to be some sad joke or if you are going to be heeding your own words but if so, you need pick up some more game as it sounds like its very weak.

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