Ok, I said I wouldn't talk about the war anymore. I lied.
While people get killed in wars and stuff, there are also a number of good things about it:
- the more soldiers go to war, the better the ratio of chicks/men is for the ones who stay behind during the war
- the more soldiers get killed, the better the ratio of chicks/men is for the ones who survive for years to come
- during times of war people often are emotional and impulsive. a real man ofcourse knows how to make good use of this, and will benefit greatly from the fear and emotion among women (= get laid), especially of the ones whose partners are in the army
- the more men get killed in the war, the less men will return to compete with you for jobs in the future
- anti-war demonstrations are a great way to meet chicks! (remember the 60's? "free love" actually was invented by the men that stayed behind during Vietnam so they could benefit from the great women/men ratio at that time)
- need a pick-up line? war is a great topic for casual conversation!
only one real bad thing about it though, all the guys who get killed will never buy a membership to one of your sites again
