I love my mom but.... (FLESHLIGHT DRAMA)

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  • bjjb
    Have laptop will travel
    • Mar 2004
    • 13074

    #1

    I love my mom but.... (FLESHLIGHT DRAMA)

    While I was laid up in the hosptal she came and gave my house a GOOD spring cleaning. Only problem is, she threw away all 3 of my damn Fleshlights! The 2 I had boxed up as prizes and gifts AND the one I had for "personal use"
  • lyn1
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 429

    #2
    Shit happens. Looks like you will have to find a real one until Juicy can replace them.

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    • bjjb
      Have laptop will travel
      • Mar 2004
      • 13074

      #3
      Funny thing is, she left my hookah alone. Wanted to know what it was, but said it was a nice decoration hehe

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      • PixeLs
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2005
        • 11922

        #4
        Mom knows best...






















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        • sfera
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 8597

          #5
          lol she know what the fleshlights were?

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          • bringer
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            • Jul 2003
            • 13082

            #6
            maybe she took them home for your dad
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            • bjjb
              Have laptop will travel
              • Mar 2004
              • 13074

              #7
              Originally posted by sfera
              lol she know what the fleshlights were?
              She didnt ask and I dindt tell her. Just noticed tht they were all gone. Dunno, maybe dad got one for himself. He was here alone a couple of times doing some stuff. He knew what they were

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              • 60grand
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2006
                • 100

                #8
                aw 2 bad, guy lost his fake rubber pussy...
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                • jacked
                  sperm tail
                  • May 2004
                  • 11019

                  #9
                  thats to funny i'm suprised she didn't say anything to you
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                  • Empress_JoinRightNow
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1207

                    #10
                    LOL! She maybe doesn't know what that stuff is for. She's just doing what she think is good for your house. I think your mother is cute. Hehehehe.

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                    • dbavaria
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 404

                      #11
                      How old are you that your parents are still cleaning up after you, let alone going through your things lol

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                      • reynold
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #12
                        Move on. Time to purchase another one.

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                        • Bob_cougar
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 1935

                          #13
                          tell your mom to buy a new set of fleshlights.

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                          • alec
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 1877

                            #14
                            Maybe she thinks those are evil stuff..

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                            • je_rome
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 6846

                              #15
                              Your mom is just protecting your innocence.
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                              • PussyTeenies
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 6496

                                #16
                                next time.. lock the door ;)
                                or move out of your moms house uhm basement ;)
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                                • abyss_al
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 15605

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bjjb
                                  Funny thing is, she left my hookah alone. Wanted to know what it was, but said it was a nice decoration hehe

                                  that's a close one
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                                  • Pete-KT
                                    Workin With The Devil
                                    • Oct 2004
                                    • 51532

                                    #18
                                    Ask her about them, or are you to embaresed ;)

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                                    • Theo
                                      HAL 9000
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 34515

                                      #19
                                      You need to leave aside taboos and have her give you handjobs to recover your loss.

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                                      • NoWhErE
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 10583

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                        You need to leave aside taboos and have her give you handjobs to recover your loss.



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                                        • Miss Vlasta
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 1005

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                          You need to leave aside taboos and have her give you handjobs to recover your loss.
                                          Joking, are you! Or is that´s what you would do?


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                                          • bjjb
                                            Have laptop will travel
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 13074

                                            #22
                                            LMAO You all some sick fucks Al Thank god I had the tobacco and charcoal to show her ;)

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