newbreed's joke of the week - What do Halloween and Kentucky have in commom?

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  • newbreed
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 9898

    #1

    newbreed's joke of the week - What do Halloween and Kentucky have in commom?

    Pump kin



    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress!

    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    I heard that 4 years ago

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18648

      #3


      sorry yo....
      I like turtles.

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      • newbreed
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 9898

        #4
        Damn, I thought this one would be a hit... I'll go back to the knock knock jokes I guess...

        Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
        I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
        fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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        • bjjb
          Have laptop will travel
          • Mar 2004
          • 13074

          #5
          im from ky and i doesnt get it lol

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          • Raven
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 6874

            #6
            Originally posted by Spunky
            I heard that 4 years ago
            I love Bill; but, I don't think I want to hear it ever again.
            Raven

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            • Furious_Female
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              • Oct 2002
              • 8187

              #7
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              • Empress_JoinRightNow
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2005
                • 1207

                #8
                I don't get what this thread is all about.

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                • newbreed
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 9898

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Raven
                  I love Bill; but, I don't think I want to hear it ever again.
                  And you know I love you my dear Friend! I will see you in PHX, and promise not to tell this joke...lol

                  Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                  I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                  fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                  • woj
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                    • Jul 2002
                    • 47880

                    #10
                    heh.....
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                    • reynold
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 51271

                      #11
                      Do I have to laugh?

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                      • MikeyFingaz
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                        • Aug 2005
                        • 1569

                        #12
                        it was funnier in person lol.....

                        had fun the other night man, sorry i left so early lol

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                        • Raven
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 6874

                          #13
                          Originally posted by newbreed
                          And you know I love you my dear Friend! I will see you in PHX, and promise not to tell this joke...lol
                          Oh..now that IS good news, seeing you and NOT hearing that joke! LOL
                          Raven

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                          • jaYMan
                            peace&profit,
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 4885

                            #14
                            dont fuck with kentucky ;)))
                            peace&profit,
                            jaYMan

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                            • shermo

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bjjb
                              im from ky and i doesnt get it lol
                              That's because it was told wrong... it's supposed to go:

                              What to rednecks do on halloween?
                              .....


                              Pump KIN!

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                              • PussyTeenies
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                                • Feb 2005
                                • 6496

                                #16
                                sigh.. old joke
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                                • Bob_cougar
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 1935

                                  #17
                                  Thanks for the joke! I should tell all my friends about this.

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                                  • alec
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 1877

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by newbreed
                                    Pump kin



                                    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress!

                                    I thought you'll be saving this one for Halloween?





                                    j/k Nice one dude!
                                    Last edited by alec; 03-16-2006, 01:58 AM.

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                                    • germ
                                      ( o Y o )
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 3108

                                      #19
                                      im from kentucky too.

                                      i get it, it just wasnt that funny :P

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                                      • Raven
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 6874

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by shermsshack
                                        That's because it was told wrong... it's supposed to go:

                                        What to rednecks do on halloween?
                                        .....


                                        Pump KIN!
                                        Ah. NOW I get it. Took someone from WA. to tell it right!
                                        Raven

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                                        • Gerco
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                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 2052

                                          #21
                                          I live in KY. The amount of inbred, fat, walmart trash that populates this state is amazing.
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