Why did you do these fucking designs that don't convert?! I want my money back!

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  • Pornwolf
    Drunk and Unruly
    • Jan 2002
    • 22712

    #1

    Why did you do these fucking designs that don't convert?! I want my money back!

    I've found myself saying this a few too many times in the past 3 months. How many designers out there actually know how to convert traffic? It seems like a few know how to make pretty sites and galleries but even though they look good they still don't convert.

    I'm tired of playing around with you unskilled bastards. It takes too much time.

    What designers are confirmed conversion specialists? Who offers a guarentee on designs?
    I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

    Webair, bitches.
  • WarChild
    Let slip the dogs of war.
    • Jan 2003
    • 17263

    #2
    Webinc buddy. That's who you need, but it's going to cost you.
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    • Thumbler
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 4076

      #3
      Normally in life you get what you pay for - how much are you paying and what are you getting?

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      • sandman!
        Icq: 14420613
        • Mar 2001
        • 15427

        #4
        what do you expect with $15 gallery's and other cheap shit ?

        99% of designers have no idea how to make designs that convert.
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        • Hardlinks
          Confirmed User
          • May 2005
          • 1333

          #5
          Originally posted by sandman!
          what do you expect with $15 gallery's and other cheap shit ?

          99% of designers have no idea how to make designs that convert.

          Exactly, if they did they would be making bank of their skills, not doing it for you.
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          • DamageX
            Marketing & Strategy
            • Jun 2001
            • 14293

            #6
            You know where to find me, if you need me.
            Whitehat is for chumps

            If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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            • I_Do_Templates
              Registered User
              • Mar 2006
              • 55

              #7
              Yeah, that's the thinking I like.

              A good designer should take care of surfer's attention and guide it to correct spots. Also it should start forming surfer's mood.
              These tasks can be achieved without any fancy graphic details! Prove of that:
              http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=587113
              "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler" A.Einstein

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              • fris
                I have to go potty
                • Aug 2002
                • 55789

                #8
                http://www.fucktheblonde.com/bbn/gal...sth_HtFnH.html
                http://www.porno-vids.com/galleries/...ed/index7.html
                http://www.nasty-gals.net/herfirstbi...9/paindex5.htm
                http://www.hardcorepetites.net/tnb/65w/clean09.html
                http://www.creamherass.com/mdfn/ga-x...dcr_Hrsth.html
                http://www.culiado.com/hushpass/gal-...Clp_HrsTh.html

                here are a few examples of good ones
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                • DamageX
                  Marketing & Strategy
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 14293

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DeeCash_Templates
                  Yeah, that's the thinking I like.

                  A good designer should take care of surfer's attention and guide it to correct spots. Also it should start forming surfer's mood.
                  These tasks can be achieved without any fancy graphic details! Prove of that:
                  http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=587113
                  Where's the proof? All we got is the word of a fake nick to go on.
                  Whitehat is for chumps

                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                  • shuki
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 3070

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DamageX
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                    • seeric
                      ..........
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 41917

                      #11
                      alienq knows how to convert traffic too. regardless of his board persona, mark knows his shit.

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                      • BAKO
                        Don’t be a short Imp
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 18482

                        #12
                        hit up Stan he does the best work ICQ 3-302-961
                        Global Traffic Acquisition & Monetization
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                        • Pornwolf
                          Drunk and Unruly
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22712

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sandman!
                          what do you expect with $15 gallery's and other cheap shit ?

                          99% of designers have no idea how to make designs that convert.
                          It would be nice if it was only from the cheap guys. Even some of the good expensive veterans have no idea. You would think after all these years... no.

                          I'm glad my main sites are all taken care of with good designs. But still, I have a ton of others that need work and I'm coming to the end of my rope. I can design galleries that pull better than half these dolts. They better be able to pull 10% or better damnit!

                          10% or better!
                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                          Webair, bitches.

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                          • Pornwolf
                            Drunk and Unruly
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 22712

                            #14
                            Originally posted by A1R3K
                            alienq knows how to convert traffic too. regardless of his board persona, mark knows his shit.
                            That board persona is kind misleading then. Cool.
                            I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                            Webair, bitches.

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                            • webgurl
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 7954

                              #15
                              Marian does really nice gallery templates not sure if she is
                              taking in any new clients
                              Sometimes plain simple gals do very well too maybe try making your
                              own cheers

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                              • DamageX
                                Marketing & Strategy
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 14293

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                10% or better!
                                Not really a problem.
                                Whitehat is for chumps

                                If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                • Pornwolf
                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 22712

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DamageX
                                  Not really a problem.
                                  So you say... we shall see.
                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                  Webair, bitches.

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