A Proposal for a Christian Pornography

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  • RAM
    They're all hookers, but mom!
    • Jan 2001
    • 7047

    #1

    A Proposal for a Christian Pornography

    You have to read this to believe it

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  • DigitalDruid
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2007
    • 647

    #2
    Thats messed up, I would do it. Huge market them Christians...

    Get on here and make some ca$h

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    • J. Falcon
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      • May 2006
      • 31587

      #3
      Originally posted by DigitalDruid
      Thats messed up, I would do it. Huge market them Christians...
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      • Jdoughs
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 5794

        #4
        Wasnt a bad read but..

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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          No profanity. Although exclamations of pleasure are acceptable, as are the natural sounds and vocalizations of lovemaking, Christian porn should contain no profanity or swearing. The participants should address each other lovingly and respectfully at all times. Of course, it goes without saying that the actors will not take the Lord’s name in vain, nor that of his Son.
          I can see it now... "Oh God...oh.. wait... oh JESUS... oh SHIT... FUCK!"


          What's funny is all the heathen athiests in porn who yell 'oh God' at every thrust. :D
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          • Davy
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            • Apr 2006
            • 4323

            #6
            Haha, pretty funny!
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            • just a punk
              So fuckin' bored
              • Jun 2003
              • 32385

              #7
              Obey the Cowgod

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              • D Ghost
                null
                • May 2006
                • 9819

                #8
                HAHahahhaha

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                • bronco67
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 29026

                  #9
                  they could use this video as general guideline for writing the dialogue

                  http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1076d66664

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                  • DigitalDruid
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 647

                    #10
                    Honestly... there would be a minister there on set to verify it was done in the good lords name, and it would be a #1 dvd seller for them.... This would actually work. Like Christian heavy metal...... It sells, It makes no sense but it sells

                    Get on here and make some ca$h

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                    • Miss Munki
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1355

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                      "Oh God...oh.. wait... oh JESUS... oh SHIT... FUCK!"

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                      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                        best designer on GFY
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 30307

                        #12
                        Originally posted by cyberxxx
                        That about sums it up.

                        Fucken religious wack jobs...
                        Seriously that warning needs to be placed firmly on every and any spiritual or religious book.
                        Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 02-08-2008, 02:57 PM.

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                        • RAM
                          They're all hookers, but mom!
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 7047

                          #13
                          now this is good

                          “I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

                          This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

                          In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
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                          • woj
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 47880

                            #14
                            interesting read for sure...
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                            • tony299
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 57021

                              #15
                              crazy shit

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                              • Doctor Dre
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 51692

                                #16
                                That was the funniest read I've had in a while lol
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                                • brandonstills
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 1964

                                  #17
                                  WTF? lol

                                  The Benefits of Swallowing - Drink of the Living Water
                                  Aside from swallowing semen as a measure to prevent the waste and spillage of seed, ingesting ejaculate can have spiritual benefits, as we will see. Although the Old Testament makes reference to the bitterness of semen (And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water. [Numbers 5:24]), the New Testament casts the act of consuming ejaculate in a much more affirming light, as in the following passage, where Jesus speaks to the woman of Samaria about the gift of ?living water?:

                                  Jesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that is saying to you, "Give me a drink,' you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water." 11 The woman said to him, "Sir, you have no bucket, and the well is deep. Where do you get that living water?...15 The woman said to him, "Sir, give me this water, so that I may never be thirsty or have to keep coming here to draw water." 16 Jesus said to her, "Go, call your husband, and come back." (John 4:10-16)

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                                  • brandonstills
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 1964

                                    #18
                                    This is some funny shit.

                                    Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand.

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                                    • VeriSexy
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                                      • Apr 2002
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                                      #19
                                      lol.. that is great
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                                      • Iron Fist
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 23400

                                        #20
                                        One of the complaints against conventional pornography is that it creates unrealistic expectations about sex and warps the viewer?s attitudes towards sexuality and the opposite sex.

                                        Shenanigans!
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                                        • LiveDose
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 25792

                                          #21
                                          That site will drive the jc freaks nuts....lol

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                                          • Headless
                                            Registered User
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 26727

                                            #22
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