I wish i had ability to suck my own penis

Gayest of the gay

I'm sure you can do it, just follow these helpful hints:

Lesson #1
Be born flexible. I don't have any science to back this up, but it seems to me that some of us are just born more flexible than is usual. I didn't have to put any special effort into sucking my dick when I started; I leaned over and stuck it it in my mouth, and it was good. If this was something that any man could do, you wouldn't be able to walk down the street without tripping over all of the guys sucking themselves off.

Lesson #2

Try it anyway! Even if you weren't born with the flexi-spine there is no excuse for you not to at least give it a try. The desire to suck our own cocks is the one thing that ties men of all sexual orientations together: it is something we can bond with our brothers about and, if we would all just relax and let go of our inhibitions, it is a far healthier pursuit than building weapons, staging hostile takeovers, or being a politician. Do it because it's fun; do it because it helps you to experience your body in new and interesting ways; and do it because every man should taste cum at least once in his life.

Lesson #3

Be careful! Sexual desire and sexual excitement have a way of over-riding our physical sense of pain, and our ability to think clearly. If you've only got a half inch to go before you've finally got your cockhead in your mouth, and you really want it, you can end up with some major back pain. Slow down and tell yourself "OK, I'm feeling a little back pain now, so I'm just going to back off and jack a nice big load into my mouth."

Lesson #4
Have a big cock. This isn't because men with big dicks are more flexible, but because if your cock is 8 inches long, you'll get to it 2 inches sooner than a 6 incher would. If you are not naturally flexible then you need patience while you learn to stretch safely. Men with 8 inches require 2 inches less patience than men with 6 inches. Some men, like the late, great Scott O'Hara don't have to flexible at all: if they bend over to tie a shoe while erect they end up poking themselves in the eye.

Lesson #5

Do yoga. I didn't need it to stay flexible when I was younger, but I wish I had started at 18 rather than at 38. I do Iyengar style yoga and highly recommend it, but I imagine that any style would be helpful. It's best to take classes with an experienced, certified teacher, but if you want to try it on your own, get yourself a copy of Yoga The Iyengar Way by Silva, Mira & Shyam Mehta, and don't get discouraged because they write as though you should be able to do difficult poses right away. If you want an easier intro, or if you've ever had any back problems you should take a look at Back Care Basics by Mary Pullig Schatz, M.D. which gives explicit instructions for a more gradual, gentle introduction to the basic yoga poses. Iyengar yoga encourages deep physical and spiritual awareness that will help you in your quest to suck hot loads of jizz from your throbbing mantool.

Lesson #6

Work Out! The Western lifestyle (which most of the people who are reading this live) is lacking in the kinds of diversified, vigorous exersize that keeps a body healthy and strong. Sitting in front of a computer all the time only makes it worse. I was starting to have some lower-back problems, and even though I was doing Yoga fairly regularly it kept getting worse. I went to physical therapy and they gave me a gym routine to do and what-do-you-know; my back is all better. If I was doing lots of Yoga every day it might not be necessary, but I'm not and the muscles that support my lower back just weren't strong enough. Get a good, basic all-over training routine together, with free-weights or machines, and pay extra attention to your mid-section. It really helps.

yes that is gay

Just settle on the fact that you have the ability to suck MY penis and call it a day

That's wonderful.

You would never leave your room and become independant?

Just be more flexible, and you can do it.

Where is the pic of the guy who had some ribs removed so he actually could suck his own dick?

Maybe that is the new safe sex?

You're not alone Juicy.

Only 7% of guys do not want to suck their own cocks!

proof?

Here: would you suck your own cock?

One has to ask oneself is it any more gay than jacking off? You're getting off on a male hand stroking your cock. Besides more and more guys shove shit in their ass now-a-days and that's more gay in my book.

not for me thanx, not sure where its been.

well it all depends, will you "finish" the right way?

Most men WANT their girls to swallow their load, so if you could suck your own dick WOULD you swallow or become just like the girls most men bitch about and get it away from your face as quick as possible

-Loki-

Why not make a trade here Juicy?

First you suck mine... and then I will, most likely, suck yours?

no, not at all

definitely gay

Want to practice on mine?

you can do it, juicy. remember,practice makes perfect!!
give it a try baby..lol!

hahahaha... I prefer to look cute girl face under my balls..than suck myself..

cumming out of the closet are we?
do you do it for the thrill or do you like the taste?
I always thought cock sucking was woman's work.

A1r3k was saying the same thing - he wishes you could suck your own cock - he is sick of looking at it and it makes jaw ache.....









JK.....

you mother fucker!!!

how the fuck will you suck an inverted pennis ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????

lol - why so harsh?

Dont you stare at cock all day? - or is that you?

that's..........gay...............

Juicy D. Links is the definition of gay.. I looked it up in the dictionary.

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