Best Way to Stick A Suppository up you Pooper?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Best Way to Stick A Suppository up you Pooper?

    Anybody have tips?
  • Ice
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 26053

    #2
    Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop
    icq 1904905

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    • G-Rotica
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 4258

      #3
      Use a stick.

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      • Relish XXX
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2004
        • 4904

        #4
        No lube, enojy the pain!

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        • shermo

          #5
          Originally posted by Ice
          Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop
          My thoughts exactly!

          I wish I could help you Juicy, but I'm not experienced in the art of shoving things up my arse.

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          • dodger21
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 2680

            #6
            Hotdog down a hallway is the first thing that comes to mind.
            icq: 237055440

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24812

              #7


              You'll need to go with the most suitable calibre, of course. Avoid using c02, though.

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              • stickyfingerz
                Doin fine
                • Oct 2005
                • 24984

                #8
                Push it in with your tounge? Call BoyAlley to help?

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                • GlydeGirl
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 1516

                  #9
                  Try lube... and relaxation!

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                  • Manowar
                    jellyfish  
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ice
                    Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop

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                    • EdgeXXX
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 5816

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ice
                      Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop

                      No, I think the problem he's having is getting it to STAY up there and not just fall back out.
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                      I have a sig

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                      • Ice
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 26053

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EdgeXXX
                        No, I think the problem he's having is getting it to STAY up there and not just fall back out.


                        You may be right... perhaps one of these to keep the little fella in there?

                        icq 1904905

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                        • bangman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 5283

                          #13
                          Rest the lubed pill on your lubed anus with two fingers, pushing ever so slightly. Now outlflex your sphincter, push the pill in slightly more, then in one quick motion slide the pill up and close your sphincter. Make sure it is a good inch or two up there and your body will do the work.
                          Lay down for 10 minutes, then you're good.
                          - David Hall
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                          • jakethedog
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2497

                            #14
                            Taped to the end of a very large penis..???
                            No sig .. just me

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                            • volante
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 2940

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              Anybody have tips?
                              A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks
                              him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
                              serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal
                              passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain,
                              tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind.
                              The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the
                              same thing in six hours.

                              So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
                              second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach
                              himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife
                              over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on
                              his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine
                              home.

                              Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!"

                              "What's the matter?" asks the wife. "Did I hurt you?"

                              "No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor
                              did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"

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                              • Rochard
                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 75767

                                #16
                                You must be really bored there Juicy!
                                Herschel Savage
                                Brooklyn, NY

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                                • tristan_D
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 7865

                                  #17
                                  use an air gun
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                                  • u-Bob
                                    there's no $$$ in porn
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 33063

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jakethedog
                                    Taped to the end of a very large penis..???
                                    that should do the trick

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                                    • Doctor T
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 334

                                      #19
                                      Store it in the freezer first. That way it dosen't squish all over when you try to shove it up there.

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                                      • PixeLs
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 11922

                                        #20
                                        No lube and with your eyes closed of course.

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                                        • d_train
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 1527

                                          #21
                                          insert your fist with the suppository wrapped around it inside your ass. once inside, release the pill
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                                          • Bob_cougar
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 1935

                                            #22
                                            tell yourself "relax, it wont hurt" while gently inserting the suppository in your hole

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